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Science Fiction » alt.fan.douglas-adams » about married guys .
| about married guys . [message #175971] |
Fr, 02 Dezember 2005 06:27 |
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i need some ideas & bi always wonder why they cheat their wife & also
why the wives cheat on them.
i have a friend who got married 9 years ago they have two doughters &
they both play super games ,,,,,, next time.....
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178287 ] |
Fr, 02 Dezember 2005 21:55 |
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On 1 Dec 2005 21:27:06 -0800, crazywildgual [at] gmail.com wrote:
>i need some ideas & bi always wonder why they cheat their wife & also
>why the wives cheat on them.
> i have a friend who got married 9 years ago they have two doughters &
>they both play super games ,,,,,, next time.....
I don't get it. Is it code?
Lloyd
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"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178290 ] |
Sa, 03 Dezember 2005 11:23 |
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Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:55:32 +0000
afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) schrieb:
>On 1 Dec 2005 21:27:06 -0800, crazywildgual [at] gmail.com wrote:
>
>>i need some ideas & bi always wonder why they cheat their wife & also
>>why the wives cheat on them.
>> i have a friend who got married 9 years ago they have two doughters &
>>they both play super games ,,,,,, next time.....
>
>I don't get it. Is it code?
No, it's some crazy wild gual with a misperception about married
people. He's probably hoping that Gag Halfrunt is lurking here.
--
Jan van den Broek balglaas [at] xs4all.nl
I have a great .sig, but it won't fit at the end of this post.
-Fermat
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178291 ] |
Sa, 03 Dezember 2005 12:10 |
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Jan van den Broek wrote:
> Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:55:32 +0000
> afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) schrieb:
>
>>On 1 Dec 2005 21:27:06 -0800, crazywildgual [at] gmail.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>>i need some ideas & bi always wonder why they cheat their wife & also
>>>why the wives cheat on them.
>>> i have a friend who got married 9 years ago they have two doughters &
>>>they both play super games ,,,,,, next time.....
>>
>>I don't get it. Is it code?
>
>
> No, it's some crazy wild gual with a misperception about married
> people. He's probably hoping that Gag Halfrunt is lurking here.
Lloyd, he's just this guy, you know...
--
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
Douglas N. Adams (1952-2001)
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178295 ] |
Sa, 03 Dezember 2005 12:32 |
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Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
> On 1 Dec 2005 21:27:06 -0800, crazywildgual [at] gmail.com wrote:
>
>
>>i need some ideas & bi always wonder why they cheat their wife & also
>>why the wives cheat on them.
>> i have a friend who got married 9 years ago they have two doughters &
>>they both play super games ,,,,,, next time.....
>
>
> I don't get it. Is it code?
To me it seems like a spammer that forgot the link. Or maybe a spammer
building up tension to the ultimate spam! The spam to end all spam!
(Which would technically be a good thing, I guess...)
Best
Kåre
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178300 ] |
Sa, 03 Dezember 2005 20:54 |
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On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 12:10:05 +0100, Magnus Pedersen
<mgpeder [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
>Jan van den Broek wrote:
>> Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:55:32 +0000
>> afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) schrieb:
>>
>>>On 1 Dec 2005 21:27:06 -0800, crazywildgual [at] gmail.com wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>i need some ideas & bi always wonder why they cheat their wife & also
>>>>why the wives cheat on them.
>>>> i have a friend who got married 9 years ago they have two doughters &
>>>>they both play super games ,,,,,, next time.....
>>>
>>>I don't get it. Is it code?
>>
>>
>> No, it's some crazy wild gual with a misperception about married
>> people. He's probably hoping that Gag Halfrunt is lurking here.
>
>Lloyd, he's just this guy, you know...
Heh... :-D
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178301 ] |
Sa, 03 Dezember 2005 20:54 |
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On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 11:23:15 MET, Jan van den Broek
<fortytwo [at] xs4all.nl> wrote:
>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:55:32 +0000
>afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) schrieb:
>>On 1 Dec 2005 21:27:06 -0800, crazywildgual [at] gmail.com wrote:
>>
>>>i need some ideas & bi always wonder why they cheat their wife & also
>>>why the wives cheat on them.
>>> i have a friend who got married 9 years ago they have two doughters &
>>>they both play super games ,,,,,, next time.....
>>
>>I don't get it. Is it code?
>
>No,
Ah
>it's some crazy wild gual
Oh
>with a misperception about married people.
Ah.
>He's probably hoping that Gag Halfrunt is lurking here.
Oh.
On a side-note, I looked up what a "gual" is in my dictionary. It
isn't listed, but "guan" is. A guan is a "large pheasant-like
tree-dwelling bird of tropical American rainforests".
If this crazy wild gual is actually a typo'd crazy wild guan, then I
don't think it's too unreasonable for them to be misperceptive about
married people. Though I would recommend that they find a brain care
specialist, just to be on the safe side.
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178304 ] |
Sa, 03 Dezember 2005 20:54 |
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On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 12:32:03 +0100, Kaare Fiedler Christiansen
<news [at] kaarefc.dk> wrote:
>Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
>> On 1 Dec 2005 21:27:06 -0800, crazywildgual [at] gmail.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>>i need some ideas & bi always wonder why they cheat their wife & also
>>>why the wives cheat on them.
>>> i have a friend who got married 9 years ago they have two doughters &
>>>they both play super games ,,,,,, next time.....
>>
>>
>> I don't get it. Is it code?
>
>To me it seems like a spammer that forgot the link. Or maybe a spammer
>building up tension to the ultimate spam! The spam to end all spam!
>(Which would technically be a good thing, I guess...)
Or possibly it's someone playing with settings for their
spam-generating software. They've got the bayesian-spoofing bit
sorted, but look at all those commas - they look to me like optional
parameters not being utilised. Possibly.
I dunno. I think the fact I haven't eaten for several hours is
impairing my judgement and I should get some food in me.
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178309 ] |
So, 04 Dezember 2005 21:40 |
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| Re: about married guys . [message #178315 ] |
Mo, 05 Dezember 2005 05:00 |
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Kenny Hutchings wrote:
> In article <cpq3p1hek06l9r43u67si0liotopbl8m8g [at] 4ax.com>,
> afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid says...
>
>> Or possibly it's someone playing with settings for their
>> spam-generating software. They've got the bayesian-spoofing bit
>> sorted, but look at all those commas - they look to me like optional
>> parameters not being utilised. Possibly.
>>
>
> I am intrigued that you know so much about Bayesian spoofing all of a
> sudden. I am even more intrigued given that I'm a mathematician and I
> have no idea how the theorems of that crazy vicar Bayes could be applied
> to spoofing.
[N.B. I am not a mathematician, nor do I play one on TV... however I am
a computer geek who hates SPAM.]
It's kind of the opposite, someone coined the term Bayesian filtering to
manage SPAM, so I guess Bayesian spoofing would be the invention of
content to fool the filters.
http://www.paulgraham.com/spam.html
How close this is to Bayes statistical works is beyond my ken, however a
number of spam filters and mail tools are filtering with this now.
Wikipedia has a disputed article about it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayesian_filtering
The dispute is discussed here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bayesian_filtering
Someone pointed out:
Bayesian statistics is a paradigm of statistics named for the Rev.
Thomas Bayes. It treats probabilities as estimates of uncertainty and
derives methods of statistical inference from decision theory. Bayesian
statistics is a reaction to frequentist statistics which interpretes
probabilities as the limiting frequency of events upon infinite
repetition of some experiment.
The term Bayesian filtering has lately been used to refer to the naive
Bayes algorithm which was invented in the 1960s, but recently made
popular by the web posting A Plan for Spam by Paul Graham. Presumably
Graham chose to refer to the naive Bayes classifier as "Bayesian
Filtering" due to its use of Bayes' theorem. This is somewhat confusing,
however, as neither Bayes' theorem nor the naive Bayes classifier is
necessarily Bayesian. Both are direct applications of probability theory
with no interpretation of what the probabilities mean.
--
Alex
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180567 ] |
Mo, 05 Dezember 2005 21:31 |
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On Sun, 4 Dec 2005 20:40:36 -0000, Kenny Hutchings
<askmenicely [at] dodgeit.com> wrote:
>In article <cpq3p1hek06l9r43u67si0liotopbl8m8g [at] 4ax.com>,
>afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid says...
>
>> Or possibly it's someone playing with settings for their
>> spam-generating software. They've got the bayesian-spoofing bit
>> sorted, but look at all those commas - they look to me like optional
>> parameters not being utilised. Possibly.
>
>I am intrigued that you know so much about Bayesian spoofing all of a
>sudden. I am even more intrigued given that I'm a mathematician and I
>have no idea how the theorems of that crazy vicar Bayes could be applied
>to spoofing.
What Alex said.
>> I dunno. I think the fact I haven't eaten for several hours is
>> impairing my judgement and I should get some food in me.
>
>I find my most inspirational moments come when I am lacking both food
>and sleep. Historically a lot of great thinkers found the same, I
>believe.
Sometimes it's the most fruitful of mental states, other times it's
the most nagging "Oi! Eat Something!" distraction.
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180645 ] |
Sa, 10 Dezember 2005 05:50 |
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I was once so hungry while at school and while looking at a magazine
during Friday reading period, that I nearly ate a full-page ad for Jean
Machine.
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180652 ] |
So, 11 Dezember 2005 10:07 |
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shapeshifter.dragon [at] gmail.com wrote:
> I was once so hungry while at school and while looking at a magazine
> during Friday reading period, that I nearly ate a full-page ad for Jean
> Machine.
Wow. That's being .sigged.
--
John Coxon
Bend the facts to fit the conclusion. It's easier that way.
Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
ZZ9 - the official HHGG appreciation society: http://www.zz9.org/
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180659 ] |
So, 11 Dezember 2005 15:06 |
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On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:07:53 +0000, John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com>
wrote:
>shapeshifter.dragon [at] gmail.com wrote:
>
>> I was once so hungry while at school and while looking at a magazine
>> during Friday reading period, that I nearly ate a full-page ad for Jean
>> Machine.
>
>Wow. That's being .sigged.
What is "Jean Machine"?
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180661 ] |
So, 11 Dezember 2005 17:32 |
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Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:07:53 +0000, John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>shapeshifter.dragon [at] gmail.com wrote:
>>
>>>I was once so hungry while at school and while looking at a magazine
>>>during Friday reading period, that I nearly ate a full-page ad for Jean
>>>Machine.
>>
>>Wow. That's being .sigged.
>
> What is "Jean Machine"?
I don't really think that's the integral part...
--
John Coxon
Disc space - the final frontier!
Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
ZZ9 - the official HHGG appreciation society: http://www.zz9.org/
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180663 ] |
So, 11 Dezember 2005 18:46 |
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On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:32:54 +0000, John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com>
wrote:
>Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:07:53 +0000, John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>shapeshifter.dragon [at] gmail.com wrote:
>>>
>>>>I was once so hungry while at school and while looking at a magazine
>>>>during Friday reading period, that I nearly ate a full-page ad for Jean
>>>>Machine.
>>>
>>>Wow. That's being .sigged.
>>
>> What is "Jean Machine"?
>
>I don't really think that's the integral part...
It might have bearing on the reasons for nearly eating an advert for
it/them/her/him/whatever. Or it might not.
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180667 ] |
Mo, 12 Dezember 2005 03:06 |
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"Lloyd Gilbert" <afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid> wrote in message
news:pdpop15llob1bbov4f3ac7fdru67linili [at] 4ax.com...
> On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:32:54 +0000, John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:07:53 +0000, John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>shapeshifter.dragon [at] gmail.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I was once so hungry while at school and while looking at a magazine
>>>>>during Friday reading period, that I nearly ate a full-page ad for Jean
>>>>>Machine.
>>>>
>>>>Wow. That's being .sigged.
>>>
>>> What is "Jean Machine"?
>>
>>I don't really think that's the integral part...
>
> It might have bearing on the reasons for nearly eating an advert for
> it/them/her/him/whatever. Or it might not.
>
Apparently, it's a (mostly) Canadian clothing shop.
http://www.jeanmachine.com/
-- Dave
http://starry-starry-nights.blogspot.com/
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180692 ] |
Di, 13 Dezember 2005 20:47 |
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On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 18:06:53 -0800, "Dave Adalian" <dpalta AT
comcast.net> wrote:
[jeanmachine]
>Apparently, it's a (mostly) Canadian clothing shop.
>
>http://www.jeanmachine.com/
Oh. Ah.
Oh.
I wonder what was in the actual advert, then.
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180693 ] |
Di, 13 Dezember 2005 22:10 |
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Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 18:06:53 -0800, "Dave Adalian" <dpalta AT
> comcast.net> wrote:
>
> [jeanmachine]
>
>>Apparently, it's a (mostly) Canadian clothing shop.
>>
>>http://www.jeanmachine.com/
>
> Oh. Ah.
>
> Oh.
>
> I wonder what was in the actual advert, then.
Does anybody else think that Uncle Lloyd might just be taking this a
little too seriously?
I mean, this is a froup after all...
--
John Coxon
Disc space - the final frontier!
Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
ZZ9 - the official HHGG appreciation society: http://www.zz9.org/
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180697 ] |
Di, 13 Dezember 2005 22:41 |
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"John Coxon" <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:408rltF19j044U1 [at] individual.net...
> Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 18:06:53 -0800, "Dave Adalian" <dpalta AT
>> comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>> [jeanmachine]
>>
>>>Apparently, it's a (mostly) Canadian clothing shop.
>>>
>>>http://www.jeanmachine.com/
>>
>> Oh. Ah.
>>
>> Oh.
>>
>> I wonder what was in the actual advert, then.
>
> Does anybody else think that Uncle Lloyd might just be taking this a
> little too seriously?
>
> I mean, this is a froup after all...
>
Not at all. I too share his curiosity. Was there some subliminal message
hidden among the young buttocks clad in tight jeans luring this unfortunate
to "eat me?" Was some pheromone secreted among the pages that induced this
ravaging hunger? Was the magazine printed on rice paper with soy ink and a
side of tempura veggies? We deserve to know.
-- Dave
http://starry-starry-nights.blogspot.com/
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| Re: about married guys . [message #180703 ] |
Mi, 14 Dezember 2005 08:07 |
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Dave Adalian wrote:
> "John Coxon" <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:408rltF19j044U1 [at] individual.net...
>
>>Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 18:06:53 -0800, "Dave Adalian" <dpalta AT
>>>comcast.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>[jeanmachine]
>>>
>>>>Apparently, it's a (mostly) Canadian clothing shop.
>>>>
>>>>http://www.jeanmachine.com/
>>>
>>>Oh. Ah.
>>>
>>>Oh.
>>>
>>>I wonder what was in the actual advert, then.
>>
>>Does anybody else think that Uncle Lloyd might just be taking this a
>>little too seriously?
>>
>>I mean, this is a froup after all...
>
> Not at all. I too share his curiosity. Was there some subliminal message
> hidden among the young buttocks clad in tight jeans luring this unfortunate
> to "eat me?" Was some pheromone secreted among the pages that induced this
> ravaging hunger? Was the magazine printed on rice paper with soy ink and a
> side of tempura veggies? We deserve to know.
I think the answer is that it was the CIA.
I bet they'd deny it, which means it must be true.
--
John Coxon
Disc space - the final frontier!
Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
ZZ9 - the official HHGG appreciation society: http://www.zz9.org/
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| Re: about married guys . [message #190834 ] |
Fr, 30 Dezember 2005 07:56 |
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Dave Adalian wrote:
> "John Coxon" <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:408rltF19j044U1 [at] individual.net...
> > Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 18:06:53 -0800, "Dave Adalian" <dpalta AT
> >> comcast.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> [jeanmachine]
> >>
> >>>Apparently, it's a (mostly) Canadian clothing shop.
> >>>
> >>>http://www.jeanmachine.com/
> >>
> >> Oh. Ah.
> >>
> >> Oh.
> >>
> >> I wonder what was in the actual advert, then.
> >
> > Does anybody else think that Uncle Lloyd might just be taking this a
> > little too seriously?
> >
> > I mean, this is a froup after all...
> >
>
> Not at all. I too share his curiosity. Was there some subliminal message
> hidden among the young buttocks clad in tight jeans luring this unfortunate
> to "eat me?" Was some pheromone secreted among the pages that induced this
> ravaging hunger? Was the magazine printed on rice paper with soy ink and a
> side of tempura veggies? We deserve to know.
>
> -- Dave
> http://starry-starry-nights.blogspot.com/
The ad had a picture of a blonde guy with a mullet in a dojo-looking
place, in a kung-fu pose, wearing a denim karate outfit. I wanted to
eat it in particular because...well because it was as appetizing as any
other page in the magazine. And it was more convenient because it was
opposite the article I was reading.
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