| The Dark Side [message #175668] |
Mi, 30 November 2005 05:36 |
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Mace says that the dark side surrounds the chancellor.
I wonder if Palpatine purposely un-clouded the Jedi so they can sense the
dark side.
Master of Manipulation (Ian McPalpatine) wants the Jedi to arrest him so he
can whip out his dark side and use the force to force Anakin to choose his
destiny.
Mace: I am going to end this once and for all!!
Anakin enters.
Mace: I told you to stay at the temple!!
Anakin: Why? So you can kill my friend?
Mace: Stay out of this, you're confused.
Anakin: Of course I'm confused, you keep telling me nonsense, like not
making me a Jedi Master!
Mace: What do you expect, you whine and moan all the time!
Palpatine: Anakin, you don't have to take his shit!
Anakin rips Mace's head off.
Palpatine: Gooood! Become my apprentice - Leeearn to use the DARK SIDE OF
THE FORCE!!
Anakin: You got that right!! I pledge myself to your teachings!!
Palpatine: The FORCE is STRONG with YOOOOOU. A P O W E R F U L S I T H
Y O U W I L L B E C O M E !! !! !!
Anakin: Can we just execute order 66 now and wipe them all out?
Palpatine: First I want you to go to the...
Anakin: Jedi Temple?
Palpatine: Yes, wipe them out... all of them!
Anakin: Okay, but first I want the Dark side chocolate that the Jedi have
been keeping from me!
Palpatine unlocks the Dark Side Chocolate, huge chunks of Godiva Dark
Chocolate everywhere!
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| Re: The Dark Side [message #175687 ] |
Mi, 30 November 2005 08:22 |
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<<Palpatine: The FORCE is STRONG with YOOOOOU. A P O W E R F U L S
I T H
Y O U W I L L B E C O M E !! !! !! >>
Henceforth you will be known as... Darth...(hihhhhhhhhh)... Vad-ah..(
eaaahhhh )
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| Re: The Dark Side [message #175699 ] |
Mi, 30 November 2005 21:46 |
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frenchy sez...
>> Palpatine: The FORCE is STRONG with YOOOOOU.
>> A P O W E R F U L S I T H Y O U W I L L B E C O M E !! !! !!
>
> Henceforth you will be known as...
> Darth...(hihhhhhhhhh)... Vad-ah..( eaaahhhh )
Thank you... my master! >:)
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