| Takei's coming out and how I almost dated him [message #171913] |
Mi, 23 November 2005 20:10 |
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Thanks George! That was about time. :)
Well, now that George can talk about being gay, I can finally tell how
I almost dated him once. Almost!
I was at a party he attended. Word was a Star Trek actor is attending
and he's gay. Yeah! And word was he'd like to get to know me better.
Me? Could it really be? Yes, Mark said, George thinks you're hot.
Excellent! Next thing I knew was I walked over to where he was standing
at the bar. He was cute alright, but I never realized he was gay.
Somehow he looked so "straight". I offer him a smoke. He accepts.
People who know George Takei, might notice there's something wrong with
my story. ;)
A young lady walks by, we look after her. I compliment her on her
skirt, he compliments her on her legs.
Somehow I don't seem to get on with him fast enough. He's chatty and
sweet and everything, but I had expected him to make the first move.
Instead of making a move on me, he's trying to scope out the colliage
of this young woman. I figured George was swining both ways.
Anyways Mark said George's got the hots for me, so what do I have to
lose. I lean close and whisper: Honey, I could give you a blow job,
you'll never forget.
And that was when he suddenly took a large step back wards, almost
dripping over somebody's feet. "Son," he said, "Are you talking to
me?!"
I stutter: Uh yes, George.
I'm not George!
LOL Ooops. Turns out there were two Star Trek actor's attending this
party, only one of them gay and I'd mixed up the names.
When I found out I wasted my time hitting on the wrong man, George had
already left with another man. Arrrrrgh! I swear to you, I'll never
forgive myself for being so stupid.
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Let humanity return. Say: Hasta la vista, Arnie Schwarzenegger!
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