| TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find abrain [message #165956] |
Mo, 14 November 2005 19:31 |
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http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
announce you have an incoming call?
What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165957 ] |
Mo, 14 November 2005 20:23 |
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ToolPackinMama wrote:
> http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
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> Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
> announce you have an incoming call?
>
> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
Maybe we live in the Mirror universe. ;)
--
Wouter Valentijn
www.wouter.cc
www.nksf.nl
www.zeppodunsel.nl
liam=mail
The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity and the ways our
differences combine to create meaning and beauty.
Vulcan IDIC "Is There In Truth No Beauty?"
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165958 ] |
Mo, 14 November 2005 20:38 |
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"ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
news:4378D81D.7040609 [at] lauragoodwin.org...
> http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>
> Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
> announce you have an incoming call?
>
> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
Nobody's voice should be coming out of a TOS communicator/phone
to announce that you have an incoming call, that never happened in TOS.
All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
GeneK
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165959 ] |
Mo, 14 November 2005 20:40 |
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In article <4J5ef.49018$Tf5.41773 [at] newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net>, "GeneK" <gene [at] genek_hates_spammers.com> wrote:
>
>"ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
>news:4378D81D.7040609 [at] lauragoodwin.org...
>> http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>
>> Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>> announce you have an incoming call?
>>
>> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>
>Nobody's voice should be coming out of a TOS communicator/phone
>to announce that you have an incoming call, that never happened in TOS.
>All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
>
>GeneK
>
>
At the very least, the voice of Uhura
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to [message #165960 ] |
Mo, 14 November 2005 21:14 |
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in article dlapcp$vtn$1 [at] news.xmission.com, GMAN at glenzabr [at] xmission.com
wrote on 11/14/05 12:40 PM:
> In article <4J5ef.49018$Tf5.41773 [at] newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net>, "GeneK"
> <gene [at] genek_hates_spammers.com> wrote:
>>
>> "ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
>> news:4378D81D.7040609 [at] lauragoodwin.org...
>>> http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>>
>>> Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>>> announce you have an incoming call?
>>>
>>> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>>
>> Nobody's voice should be coming out of a TOS communicator/phone
>> to announce that you have an incoming call, that never happened in TOS.
>> All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
>>
>> GeneK
>>
>>
> At the very least, the voice of Uhura
Or Majel
--
You Can't Stop the Signal
SERENITY on DVD December 20th
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BW7QWW
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165961 ] |
Mo, 14 November 2005 22:03 |
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"GeneK" <gene [at] genek_hates_spammers.com> wrote in message
news:4J5ef.49018$Tf5.41773 [at] newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net...
>
> "ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
> news:4378D81D.7040609 [at] lauragoodwin.org...
>> http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>
>> Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>> announce you have an incoming call?
>>
>> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>
> Nobody's voice should be coming out of a TOS communicator/phone
> to announce that you have an incoming call, that never happened in TOS.
> All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
If the IRS calls you, it should sound a "red alert" noise.
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to finda brain [message #165962 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 00:27 |
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GeneK wrote:
> Nobody's voice should be coming out of a TOS communicator/phone
> to announce that you have an incoming call, that never happened in TOS.
> All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
I totally agree.
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to finda brain [message #165963 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 00:28 |
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Marcovaldo wrote:
> If the IRS calls you, it should sound a "red alert" noise.
LOL
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165964 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 02:13 |
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165965 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 03:29 |
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"Neon Knight" <knightofneon [at] spamex.com> wrote in message
news:Xns970EC3879519119knightofneon20 [at] 216.196.97.136...
> ANIM8Rfsk <ANIM8Rfsk [at] cox.net> wrote in
> news:BF9E3E41.5D03F%ANIM8Rfsk [at] cox.net:
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>>> At the very least, the voice of Uhura
>>
>> Or Majel
>
> Or Sulu reminding you that it's time to explore Uranus! :)
Got a wee bit of a fixation there? o_O
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to finda brain [message #165966 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 07:53 |
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On Mon, 14 Nov 2005, GeneK wrote:
> All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
Or when two are used in close proximity to each other, their
"whistling" would cause sympathetic vibrations in rock formations, causing
the formations to explode suddenly! ;-)
Truly,
Robert Bernardo
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to finda brain [message #165967 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 07:55 |
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On Mon, 14 Nov 2005, it was written:
>> At the very least, the voice of Uhura
>
> Or Majel
The voice of Scotty!
Truly,
Robert Bernardo
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165968 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 08:19 |
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"GeneK" <gene [at] genek_hates_spammers.com> writes:
> "ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
> news:4378D81D.7040609 [at] lauragoodwin.org...
>> http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>
>> Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>> announce you have an incoming call?
>>
>> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>
> Nobody's voice should be coming out of a TOS communicator/phone
> to announce that you have an incoming call, that never happened in TOS.
> All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
A friend of mine has a Palm phone (not Trio -- one with a flip)
that does exactly the right thing.
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165969 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 09:43 |
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On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 20:23:56 +0100, "Wouter Valentijn"
<liam [at] valentijn.nu> wrote:
>> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>
>Maybe we live in the Mirror universe. ;)
Damn! I was afraid of that..
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165970 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 10:36 |
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On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:31:57 -0500, ToolPackinMama
<laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>
>Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>announce you have an incoming call?
>
>What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
when she slaps his henpecked ass.
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165971 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 15:59 |
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<cosby [at] tv.net> wrote in message
news:mvajn1db7o0ilmddkcs1f333hh6r8j44e9 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:31:57 -0500, ToolPackinMama
> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>
>>http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>
>>Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>>announce you have an incoming call?
>>
>>What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>
> It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
> when she slaps his henpecked ass.
Yes, as I said, all the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
GeneK
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to finda brain [message #165972 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 18:28 |
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cosby [at] tv.net wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:31:57 -0500, ToolPackinMama
> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>
>
>>http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>
>>Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>>announce you have an incoming call?
>>
>>What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>
>
> It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
> when she slaps his henpecked ass.
That should read "sound that Laura's masochistic hubby makes when she
slaps his grateful ass" :)
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to finda brain [message #165973 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 18:31 |
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GeneK wrote:
> <cosby [at] tv.net> wrote in message
> news:mvajn1db7o0ilmddkcs1f333hh6r8j44e9 [at] 4ax.com...
>>It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
>>when she slaps his henpecked ass.
>
>
> Yes, as I said, all the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
Actually, he moans and whimpers. Kind of like how Kirk does when he's
behind closed doors with Spock. :)
http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/kirk.html
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165974 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 19:10 |
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Marcovaldo wrote:
> "GeneK" <gene [at] genek_hates_spammers.com> wrote in message
> news:4J5ef.49018$Tf5.41773 [at] newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net...
> >
> > "ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
> > news:4378D81D.7040609 [at] lauragoodwin.org...
> >> http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
> >>
> >> Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
> >> announce you have an incoming call?
How long will he bitch and moan about how the party on the other end
has "No honor!!"?
> >>
> >> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
> >
> > Nobody's voice should be coming out of a TOS communicator/phone
> > to announce that you have an incoming call, that never happened in TOS.
> > All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
That way they can also market it to the warsies as having Artoo-Detoo
announcing your incoming calls.
>
> If the IRS calls you, it should sound a "red alert" noise.
If a telemarketer calls I want a circuit that can treknobabble the
phone set on their end into an agonizer.
*****
The Joker in the Eeeeeeeeeevil Cabal deck of cards.
"Voyager to alien fleet- Hold your fire! Hold your fire!! I promise
that WASN'T a kamikaze attack; that's the way Chakotay ALWAYS lands his
shuttles!!"
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165976 ] |
Di, 15 November 2005 21:52 |
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On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:31:32 -0500, ToolPackinMama
<laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>GeneK wrote:
>> <cosby [at] tv.net> wrote in message
>> news:mvajn1db7o0ilmddkcs1f333hh6r8j44e9 [at] 4ax.com...
>
>>>It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
>>>when she slaps his henpecked ass.
>>
>>
>> Yes, as I said, all the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
>
>Actually, he moans and whimpers.
I nominate this post for the TMFI awards!
(Too much fucking information)
> Kind of like how Kirk does when he's
>behind closed doors with Spock. :)
Only in the slashfics.
-LMB
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165985 ] |
Mi, 16 November 2005 06:43 |
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On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:28:50 -0500, ToolPackinMama
<laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>cosby [at] tv.net wrote:
>> On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:31:57 -0500, ToolPackinMama
>> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>>
>>>Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>>>announce you have an incoming call?
>>>
>>>What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>>
>>
>> It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
>> when she slaps his henpecked ass.
>
>That should read "sound that Laura's masochistic hubby makes when she
>slaps his grateful ass" :)
Madonna on the subject of sadomasochism:
"Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another."
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165988 ] |
Mi, 16 November 2005 07:59 |
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In article <8bhln15gkj4ci329oc7u566535peo66con [at] 4ax.com>, cosby [at] tv.net wrote:
>On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:28:50 -0500, ToolPackinMama
><laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>
>>cosby [at] tv.net wrote:
>>> On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:31:57 -0500, ToolPackinMama
>>> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>>>
>>>>Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>>>>announce you have an incoming call?
>>>>
>>>>What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>>>
>>>
>>> It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
>>> when she slaps his henpecked ass.
>>
>>That should read "sound that Laura's masochistic hubby makes when she
>>slaps his grateful ass" :)
>
>Madonna on the subject of sadomasochism:
>"Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another."
>
So what Madonna is saying is that its ok to rape her?
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #165990 ] |
Mi, 16 November 2005 11:17 |
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anyone have a pic of this tos comuncatior phone? love to see it
"ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
news:qoWdnRME8uhYh-fenZ2dnUVZ_tWdnZ2d [at] comcast.com...
> cosby [at] tv.net wrote:
>> On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:31:57 -0500, ToolPackinMama
>> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>>
>>>Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>>>announce you have an incoming call?
>>>
>>>What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>>
>>
>> It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
>> when she slaps his henpecked ass.
>
> That should read "sound that Laura's masochistic hubby makes when she
> slaps his grateful ass" :)
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to [message #166019 ] |
Do, 17 November 2005 04:55 |
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in article dlf0vh$pts$1 [at] newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk, darkwaterblue at
mike [at] mcmahonmike.wanado.co.uk wrote on 11/16/05 3:17 AM:
> anyone have a pic of this tos comuncatior phone? love to see it
No. There's ONE tiny pic in the sonamobile site that may or may not be it.
It only vaguely resembles the real thing. Clearly they've buried it for
retooling.
--
The "Upward Foundation" in Phoenix AZ, 623-848-9725, are liars and scam
artists. They make junk phone calls often several times a day to the same
number and refuse to remove you from their calling list (they will give you
a non working number to call to be removed, and the contact address on their
website is phony). This has been going on for a decade. Do not deal with
them.
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to finda brain [message #166024 ] |
Do, 17 November 2005 07:10 |
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ToolPackinMama wrote:
> http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>
> Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
> announce you have an incoming call?
>
> What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
Did a little surfing and found this at sona mobile's website:
http://www.sonamobile.com/media/startrek_themephone.pdf
This thing looks *very* lame. Like something a fanboy would carry
around. Serious users need not apply.
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #166026 ] |
Do, 17 November 2005 10:00 |
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On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:59:56 GMT, glenzabr [at] xmission.com (GMAN) wrote:
>In article <8bhln15gkj4ci329oc7u566535peo66con [at] 4ax.com>, cosby [at] tv.net wrote:
>>On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:28:50 -0500, ToolPackinMama
>><laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>>
>>>cosby [at] tv.net wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:31:57 -0500, ToolPackinMama
>>>> <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
>>>>>
>>>>>Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
>>>>>announce you have an incoming call?
>>>>>
>>>>>What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It should make the same sound that Laura's emasculated hubby makes
>>>> when she slaps his henpecked ass.
>>>
>>>That should read "sound that Laura's masochistic hubby makes when she
>>>slaps his grateful ass" :)
>>
>>Madonna on the subject of sadomasochism:
>>"Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another."
>>
>So what Madonna is saying is that its ok to rape her?
Think Madonna masturbates with a crucifix while she reads her
children's book to her beloved children? A mother's love is a
blessing.
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to find a brain [message #166041 ] |
Do, 17 November 2005 23:13 |
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"GeneK" <gene [at] genek_hates_spammers.com> wrote in message
news:4J5ef.49018$Tf5.41773 [at] newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net...
>
> "ToolPackinMama" <laura [at] lauragoodwin.org> wrote in message
> news:4378D81D.7040609 [at] lauragoodwin.org...
> > http://theinquirer.net/?article=27659
> >
> > Flips open like a TOS communicator, but for reasons unknown, WORF will
> > announce you have an incoming call?
> >
> > What is WRONG with those PEOPLE? NN is still alive... for one thing.
>
> Nobody's voice should be coming out of a TOS communicator/phone
> to announce that you have an incoming call, that never happened in TOS.
> All the damned thing needs to do is beep and chirp.
>
> GeneK
>
>
Agreed!
With all these idiotic ringtones.
A phone that just goes "bw-e-e-eeep" would attract all sorts of attention.
AMUN
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| Re: TOS communicator phone delayed; producers still trying to [message #166091 ] |
Fr, 18 November 2005 21:03 |
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new url
http://www.sonamobile.com/themephones/main.asp
product pdf
http://www.sonamobile.com/media/startrek_themephone.pdf
--
The "Upward Foundation" in Phoenix AZ, 623-848-9725, are liars and scam
artists. They make junk phone calls often several times a day to the same
number and refuse to remove you from their calling list (they will give you
a non working number to call to be removed, and the contact address on their
website is phony). This has been going on for a decade. Do not deal with
them.
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