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Science Fiction » alt.fan.douglas-adams » No internet. Denied.
No internet. Denied. [message #162366] So, 06 November 2005 15:16
MEow  
They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
some high trees or something stupid like that :0(

So, we'll either have to pay for a more expensive installation, or get
a damn landline in the house.

Well - we're looking into it. I'll leave the decission of what to chose
for my Norwegian and our flatmates, as they know much more about that
kind of things than me.

Kind regards,
Nikitta. Waiting, waiting, waiting! Gah!
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #162367 ] So, 06 November 2005 15:56
Tobias  
on 2005-11-06 15:16 nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote the following:
> They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
> some high trees or something stupid like that :0(

Yeah, I also had to downgrade my House v1.2 to be able to install my
Internet XP 3005 last year..

Try Tea(tm) while waiting.

T.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #162369 ] So, 06 November 2005 19:43
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote:
> They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
> some high trees or something stupid like that :0(

Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).

Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be saving you
share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's hot!

Best
Kåre
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #162370 ] So, 06 November 2005 20:40
Dave Adalian  
<nikittariber [at] yahoo.se> wrote in message
news:1131286604.874705.209300 [at] g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Well - we're looking into it. I'll leave the decission of what to chose
> for my Norwegian and our flatmates, as they know much more about that
> kind of things than me.
>

You have a Norwegian? Is it blue? What kind of mileage does it get? Voom!

-- Dave
http://starry-starry-nights.blogspot.com/
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163840 ] Mo, 07 November 2005 15:10
spam05  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote:
>> They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
>> some high trees or something stupid like that :0(
>
> Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>
> Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be saving you
> share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's hot!

Is there any point in saving cold tea for Nikitta when we could just
make some hot tea when she is actually here?

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Roses R Red, Violets R Blue
I Am Skizofrenic & So Am I
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163843 ] Mo, 07 November 2005 16:59
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>
>>nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote:
>>
>>>They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
>>>some high trees or something stupid like that :0(
>>
>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>>
>>Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be saving you
>>share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's hot!
>
>
> Is there any point in saving cold tea for Nikitta when we could just
> make some hot tea when she is actually here?

What if we run out of tea leaves?

"Transtellar Cruise Lines would like to apologize to passengers for
the continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the
loading of our complement of tea leaves for your comfort, refreshment
and realxation during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your
patience. The cabin crew will shortly be serving hot water and biscuits
again."

Best
Kåre
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163844 ] Mo, 07 November 2005 17:46
spam05  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>>nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote:
>>>
>>>>They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
>>>>some high trees or something stupid like that :0(
>>>
>>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>>>
>>> Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be
>>> saving you share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's
>>> hot!
>> Is there any point in saving cold tea for Nikitta when we could just
>> make some hot tea when she is actually here?
>
> What if we run out of tea leaves?
>
> "Transtellar Cruise Lines would like to apologize to passengers for
> the continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the
> loading of our complement of tea leaves for your comfort, refreshment
> and realxation during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your
> patience. The cabin crew will shortly be serving hot water and biscuits
> again."

I had entirely forgotten that this delay was due to missing tea
leaves... Good point.

*makes a box and writes "Tea for Nikitta" on it*

Now, if we put some tea in this box we are sure we have tea for
Nikitta.

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163845 ] Mo, 07 November 2005 19:27
Notifier Deamon  
Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163847 ] Mo, 07 November 2005 23:34
spam05  
Kenny Hutchings <askmenicely [at] dodgeit.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> In article <873bm85rsu.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, spam05 [at] zz9.dk
> says...
>> >>> Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be
>> >>> saving you share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's
>> >>> hot!
>> >> Is there any point in saving cold tea for Nikitta when we could just
>> >> make some hot tea when she is actually here?
>> >
>> > What if we run out of tea leaves?
>> >
>> > "Transtellar Cruise Lines would like to apologize to passengers for
>> > the continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the
>> > loading of our complement of tea leaves for your comfort, refreshment
>> > and realxation during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your
>> > patience. The cabin crew will shortly be serving hot water and biscuits
>> > again."
>>
>> I had entirely forgotten that this delay was due to missing tea
>> leaves... Good point.
>>
>> *makes a box and writes "Tea for Nikitta" on it*
>>
>> Now, if we put some tea in this box we are sure we have tea for
>> Nikitta.
>>
>>
>
> What if we look at the box, without opening it? Is there tea or no tea
> in the box? Is it possible to have tea and no tea? Can we get
> Schrodinger involved?

Oh, the famous "Schrodinger's tea" problem. Silly Schrodinger - he is
not nice to take Nikitta's tea.

I believe this is a job for Uncle Lloyd?

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck,
is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163849 ] Di, 08 November 2005 02:53
Peter  
"Kaare Fiedler Christiansen" <news [at] kaarefc.dk> wrote in message
news:436f79ce$0$2103$edfadb0f [at] dtext02.news.tele.dk...
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>
>>>nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote:
>>>
>>>>They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
>>>>some high trees or something stupid like that :0(
>>>
>>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>>>
>>>Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be saving you
>>>share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's hot!
>>
>>
>> Is there any point in saving cold tea for Nikitta when we could just
>> make some hot tea when she is actually here?
>
> What if we run out of tea leaves?
>
> "Transtellar Cruise Lines would like to apologize to passengers for the
> continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the loading of
> our complement of tea leaves for your comfort, refreshment and realxation
> during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your patience. The cabin
> crew will shortly be serving hot water and biscuits again."
>
"Oh Quite, milk in your hot water?" (*)

Peter.

* Quote from"Asterix in Britain"
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163850 ] Di, 08 November 2005 04:29
Alex Fitzpatrick  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
> nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote:
>
>> They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
>> some high trees or something stupid like that :0(
>
>
> Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>
> Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be saving you
> share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's hot!

Silly Kåre! There's always more Tea for Nikitta.

(Though I seem to be specializing in insaniTea at the moment...)

--
Alex
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163851 ] Di, 08 November 2005 05:32
Freakstone  
"Rasmus "Bøg" Hansen" <spam05 [at] zz9.dk> wrote in message
news:87ll003x57.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk...
>>> >>> Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be
>>> >>> saving you share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's
>>> >>> hot!
>>> >> Is there any point in saving cold tea for Nikitta when we could just
>>> >> make some hot tea when she is actually here?
>>> > What if we run out of tea leaves?
>>> > "Transtellar Cruise Lines would like to apologize to passengers for
>>> > the continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the
>>> > loading of our complement of tea leaves for your comfort, refreshment
>>> > and realxation during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your
>>> > patience. The cabin crew will shortly be serving hot water and
>>> > biscuits
>>> > again."
>>> I had entirely forgotten that this delay was due to missing tea
>>> leaves... Good point.
>>> *makes a box and writes "Tea for Nikitta" on it*
>>> Now, if we put some tea in this box we are sure we have tea for
>>> Nikitta.
>> What if we look at the box, without opening it? Is there tea or no tea
>> in the box? Is it possible to have tea and no tea? Can we get
>> Schrodinger involved?
> Oh, the famous "Schrodinger's tea" problem. Silly Schrodinger - he is
> not nice to take Nikitta's tea.

Sod it, I've always got tea. Schrodinger notwithstanding, as long as I'm
around we'll have tea for Nikitta on her return.

--
Fræk
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163852 ] Di, 08 November 2005 14:08
spam05  
"Freakstone" <cfreestone [at] hotmail.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> "Rasmus "Bøg" Hansen" <spam05 [at] zz9.dk> wrote in message
> news:87ll003x57.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk...
>>>> >>> Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be
>>>> >>> saving you share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's
>>>> >>> hot!
>>>> >> Is there any point in saving cold tea for Nikitta when we could just
>>>> >> make some hot tea when she is actually here?
>>>> > What if we run out of tea leaves?
>>>> > "Transtellar Cruise Lines would like to apologize to passengers for
>>>> > the continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the
>>>> > loading of our complement of tea leaves for your comfort, refreshment
>>>> > and realxation during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your
>>>> > patience. The cabin crew will shortly be serving hot water and
>>>> > biscuits
>>>> > again."
>>>> I had entirely forgotten that this delay was due to missing tea
>>>> leaves... Good point.
>>>> *makes a box and writes "Tea for Nikitta" on it*
>>>> Now, if we put some tea in this box we are sure we have tea for
>>>> Nikitta.
>>> What if we look at the box, without opening it? Is there tea or no tea
>>> in the box? Is it possible to have tea and no tea? Can we get
>>> Schrodinger involved?
>> Oh, the famous "Schrodinger's tea" problem. Silly Schrodinger - he is
>> not nice to take Nikitta's tea.
>
> Sod it, I've always got tea. Schrodinger notwithstanding, as long as I'm
> around we'll have tea for Nikitta on her return.

Good. We'll just keep you and throw Schrödinger away.

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER: Microsoft, Windows, Windows 98, Bugs, Lacking features, IRQ
conflicts, System crashes, Non-functional multitasking, the Y2K problem
and the Blue Screen of Death are registered trademarks of
Microsoft, Corp., Redmond, USA.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163854 ] Di, 08 November 2005 18:02
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
Peter wrote:
> "Kaare Fiedler Christiansen" <news [at] kaarefc.dk> wrote in message
> news:436f79ce$0$2103$edfadb0f [at] dtext02.news.tele.dk...
>
>>Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>>
>>>Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
>>>>>some high trees or something stupid like that :0(
>>>>
>>>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>>>>
>>>>Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be saving you
>>>>share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's hot!
>>>
>>>
>>>Is there any point in saving cold tea for Nikitta when we could just
>>>make some hot tea when she is actually here?
>>
>>What if we run out of tea leaves?
>>
>>"Transtellar Cruise Lines would like to apologize to passengers for the
>>continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the loading of
>>our complement of tea leaves for your comfort, refreshment and realxation
>>during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your patience. The cabin
>>crew will shortly be serving hot water and biscuits again."
>>
>
> "Oh Quite, milk in your hot water?" (*)
>
> Peter.
>
> * Quote from"Asterix in Britain"

I must admit that Asterix was part of my inspiration for that post.

Best
Kåre
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163855 ] Di, 08 November 2005 18:03
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
Alex Fitzpatrick wrote:
> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
>
>> nikittariber [at] yahoo.se wrote:
>>
>>> They came to install internet for us yesterday, but couldn't because of
>>> some high trees or something stupid like that :0(
>>
>>
>>
>> Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>>
>> Well, we'll be waiting here, but I'm warning you; we won't be saving
>> you share of the Tea! You'll just have to be here while it's hot!
>
>
> Silly Kåre! There's always more Tea for Nikitta.
>
> (Though I seem to be specializing in insaniTea at the moment...)

Of course there will still be tea when she gets back. I merely meant to
say that she wouldn't get extra tea saved from her absent period. I was
of course lying, but that's beside the point.

Best
Kåre
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163860 ] Di, 08 November 2005 21:01
Jan van den Broek  
Mon, 7 Nov 2005 18:27:09 -0000
Kenny Hutchings <askmenicely [at] dodgeit.com> schrieb:
>In article <873bm85rsu.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, spam05 [at] zz9.dk
>says...

[Schnipp]
>> Now, if we put some tea in this box we are sure we have tea for
>> Nikitta.
>
>What if we look at the box, without opening it? Is there tea or no tea
>in the box? Is it possible to have tea and no tea? Can we get
>Schrodinger involved?

If we look at the box, without opening it, it's possible that we're
smelling Schr\"odinger-flavoured tea.
--
Jan van den Broek
balglaas [at] xs4all.nl

Frisbeeterianism: n. The belief that when one dies, one's soul gets
stuck on the roof.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163863 ] Mi, 09 November 2005 19:13
MEow  
>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).

*cheers wildly*

Stick it up your nose!

Kind regards,
Nikitta.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163864 ] Mi, 09 November 2005 19:16
MEow  
>You have a Norwegian? Is it blue? What kind of mileage does it get?
Voom!

He doesn't get blue unless it's very cold, but he has a very good
mileage: goes quite long on a single pizza. I've never heard him go
"voom", but he might go "voom" when I'm not around. I'll have to ask
him - if nothing else, just to see his face.

Well - at lleast he's not nailed to anything, but he might be pining
for the fjords. I'll have to ask him to too.

Kind regards,
Nikitta.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163865 ] Mi, 09 November 2005 19:18
MEow  
>If we look at the box, without opening it, it's possible that we're
>smelling Schr\"odinger-flavoured tea.

*snif* That's the kind of stuff I miss!
Well - my Nice Norwegian is working hard on getting us online, together
with a Swede.

Kind regards,
Nikitta.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163866 ] Mi, 09 November 2005 19:49
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
MEow wrote:
>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>
>
> *cheers wildly*
>
> Stick it up your nose!

Which is exactly the sort of thing we need to know: Do you need an
internet connection that you can be operated nasally?

Best
Kåre
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163867 ] Mi, 09 November 2005 20:15
Tian  
MEow wrote:
>>If we look at the box, without opening it, it's possible that we're
>>smelling Schr\"odinger-flavoured tea.
>
>
> *snif* That's the kind of stuff I miss!
> Well - my Nice Norwegian is working hard on getting us online, together
> with a Swede.
>
Good luck with that project!

--
Tian
Monday I saw Sherry Glasser get arrested on the California
State Capitol's West Steps as part of a First Amendment thing.
Yesterday I went to Peter Drekmeier's election night party in
Palo Alto after putting my pictures of Sherry on my website.
http://tian.greens.org
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163869 ] Do, 10 November 2005 00:10
Sid  
"MEow" <nikittariber [at] yahoo.se> wrote in news:1131559984.965243.27200
[at] g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> *cheers wildly*
> Stick it up your nose!

Nikkita! I am backish too. Are you brackish?

*tastes arm*

Sid
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163870 ] Do, 10 November 2005 00:11
Sid  
"MEow" <nikittariber [at] yahoo.se> wrote:

> *snif* That's the kind of stuff I miss!
> Well - my Nice Norwegian is working hard on getting us online, together
> with a Swede.

A Norwegian and a Swede! You've really pulled out the big guns, haven't
you?

Sid
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163871 ] Do, 10 November 2005 08:20
Dave Adalian  
"MEow" <nikittariber [at] yahoo.se> wrote in message
news:1131560174.343362.170700 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>
> >You have a Norwegian? Is it blue? What kind of mileage does it get?
> Voom!
>
> He doesn't get blue unless it's very cold, but he has a very good
> mileage: goes quite long on a single pizza. I've never heard him go
> "voom", but he might go "voom" when I'm not around. I'll have to ask
> him - if nothing else, just to see his face.
>
> Well - at lleast he's not nailed to anything, but he might be pining
> for the fjords. I'll have to ask him to too.
>

Try running 50,000 volts through him. Voom!

-- Dave
http://starry-starry-nights.blogspot.com/
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163872 ] Do, 10 November 2005 10:15
pippa.moran  
MEow said:

>
> Well - at lleast he's not nailed to anything, but he might be pining
> for the fjords.
>

Well, you can't blame him. After all, they DID win an award.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163873 ] Do, 10 November 2005 13:26
goosnargh  
"MEow" <nikittariber [at] yahoo.se> writes:


> >You have a Norwegian? Is it blue? What kind of mileage does it get?
> Voom!

>He doesn't get blue unless it's very cold, but he has a very good
>mileage: goes quite long on a single pizza. I've never heard him go
^^^^^^^^^^^^

What flavour, and which size?
--
+------------------------+ "Life is just a situation
| Jan van den Broek | Life is just a game
+------------------------+ Life is just a whirlpool
| balglaas [at] xs4all.nl | And it's calling out my name"
+------------------------+ - The Residents, Amber
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163874 ] Do, 10 November 2005 19:43
Aquarion  
Take a letter Miss Jones: To Kaare Fiedler Christiansen, Re: No internet. Denied.:
> MEow wrote:
>>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>>
>>
>> *cheers wildly*
>>
>> Stick it up your nose!
>
> Which is exactly the sort of thing we need to know: Do you need an
> internet connection that you can be operated nasally?

No. Thank you.

Admittedly, this post is coming to you from my brain, though my fingers
to my powerbook that is in no way physically connected to the bluetooth
modem in my pocketses, which in turn is talking magically to my news
server over t'internet without any wires at all, from - belive it or
not - the top of a bus in Bedfordshire.

Every so often, I remember I'm living in the future, and that there
is compensation for the lack of rocket cars and lunar bases.

--
Aquarion, www.aquarionics.com (Mail to mailinator.com is publicly displayed)
Davies' First Law: Time does not pass.
Davies' Second Law: Never let observation stand in the way of a
<http://www.edge.org/q2004/q04_print.html> good theory.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163876 ] Fr, 11 November 2005 00:24
Gusty  
Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Aquarion
spoke forth:

>Take a letter Miss Jones: To Kaare Fiedler Christiansen, Re: No internet. Denied.:
>> MEow wrote:
>>>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>>>
>>>
>>> *cheers wildly*
>>>
>>> Stick it up your nose!
>>
>> Which is exactly the sort of thing we need to know: Do you need an
>> internet connection that you can be operated nasally?
>
>No. Thank you.
>
>Admittedly, this post is coming to you from my brain, though my fingers
>to my powerbook that is in no way physically connected to the bluetooth
>modem in my pocketses, which in turn is talking magically to my news
>server over t'internet without any wires at all, from - belive it or
>not - the top of a bus in Bedfordshire.
>
>Every so often, I remember I'm living in the future, and that there
>is compensation for the lack of rocket cars and lunar bases.

Amazing, init, this technology thing? Yesterday I was posting from a
wireless thingy called an XDA Exec which, for a faily poor mobile
phone, makes a pretty good mobile internet device.

--
D.

"The Sphynx of the Caverns is the deadliest of all.
It possesses the head of a snake,
the body of a snake
and the feet of a snake."
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #163879 ] Fr, 11 November 2005 08:58
Tian  
Gusty wrote:
> Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Aquarion
> spoke forth:
>
>
>>Take a letter Miss Jones: To Kaare Fiedler Christiansen,
>>Re: No internet. Denied.:
>>
>>>MEow wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all
>>>>>the trees).
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>*cheers wildly*
>>>>
>>>>Stick it up your nose!
>>>
>>>Which is exactly the sort of thing we need to know: Do you need an
>>>internet connection that you can be operated nasally?
>>
>>No. Thank you.
>>
>>Admittedly, this post is coming to you from my brain, though my fingers
>>to my powerbook that is in no way physically connected to the bluetooth
>>modem in my pocketses, which in turn is talking magically to my news
>>server over t'internet without any wires at all, from - belive it or
>>not - the top of a bus in Bedfordshire.
>>
>>Every so often, I remember I'm living in the future, and that there
>>is compensation for the lack of rocket cars and lunar bases.
>
>
> Amazing, init, this technology thing? Yesterday I was posting from a
> wireless thingy called an XDA Exec which, for a faily poor mobile
> phone, makes a pretty good mobile internet device.
>
Sometimes I walk down the street and I see high tech guys
sitting on the sidewalk outside the bakery playing on their
laptops. I asked one (Fred) about it one time, and he said
that was one of the ways to get free internet connect time.
Wi-Fi in front of the bakery. I gather it's fairly common.

--
Tian
Monday I saw Sherry Glasser get arrested on the California
State Capitol's West Steps as part of a First Amendment thing.
Yesterday I went to Peter Drekmeier's election night party in
Palo Alto after putting my pictures of Sherry on my website.
Before that, I was voter #147 when I voted across the street.
http://tian.greens.org
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166574 ] So, 13 November 2005 15:22
spam05  
Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> "MEow" <nikittariber [at] yahoo.se> wrote:
>
>> *snif* That's the kind of stuff I miss!
>> Well - my Nice Norwegian is working hard on getting us online, together
>> with a Swede.
>
> A Norwegian and a Swede! You've really pulled out the big guns, haven't
> you?

Like on the map, the two things towering above the Dane.

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
You don't win friends with salad.
-- Homer Simpson
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Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166575 ] So, 13 November 2005 15:24
spam05  
Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> "MEow" <nikittariber [at] yahoo.se> wrote in news:1131559984.965243.27200
> [at] g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
>> *cheers wildly*
>> Stick it up your nose!
>
> Nikkita! I am backish too. Are you brackish?
>
> *tastes arm*

Did you pull off Nikitta's arm to taste it or are you just licking it?

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Linux hackers are funny people: They count the time in patchlevels.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166576 ] So, 13 November 2005 15:25
spam05  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> MEow wrote:
>>>Ah! Let's enforce a fiscal policy here! (I.e. burn down all the trees).
>> *cheers wildly*
>> Stick it up your nose!
>
> Which is exactly the sort of thing we need to know: Do you need an
> internet connection that you can be operated nasally?

Is this some virtual kind of of The Coming of the great white
Handkerchief?

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Life is that property, which a being will lose as a result of falling
out of a cold and mysterious cave 30 miles above ground level.
- HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166580 ] So, 13 November 2005 23:50
Sid  
spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen) wrote in
news:87psp439sz.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk:

> Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> hit the keyboard.

>> Nikkita! I am backish too. Are you brackish?
>> *tastes arm*

> Did you pull off Nikitta's arm to taste it or are you just licking it?

Yes.

Sid
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166581 ] So, 13 November 2005 23:51
Sid  
spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen) wrote in
news:87u0eg39w2.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk:

> Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> hit the keyboard.

>> A Norwegian and a Swede! You've really pulled out the big guns, haven't
>> you?

> Like on the map, the two things towering above the Dane.

Are they standing on a stool? I have not seen anything towering above a
Dane in real life. :-)

Sid
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166584 ] Mo, 14 November 2005 18:50
MEow  
> A Norwegian and a Swede! You've really pulled out the big guns, haven't
> you?
>
>Like on the map, the two things towering above the Dane.

I always thought that Norway, Sweden and Finland together looks like a
tiger about to do something to Denmark, but I've never figured out what
it looks like the tiger is about to do.

Kind regards,
Nikitta.
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166585 ] Mo, 14 November 2005 18:53
MEow  
> > >You have a Norwegian? Is it blue? What kind of mileage does it get?
>> Voom!
>>He doesn't get blue unless it's very cold, but he has a very good
>>mileage: goes quite long on a single pizza. I've never heard him go
>
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>What flavour, and which size?

Mostly, he can't even finish a normal sized pizza. He eats like a bird,
and I don't mean 7 times his own weight a day.

Kind regards,
Nikitta
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166586 ] Mo, 14 November 2005 20:46
Jan van den Broek  
14 Nov 2005 09:53:18 -0800
"MEow" <nikittariber [at] yahoo.se> schrieb:

[Pizza-size schipp]

>Mostly, he can't even finish a normal sized pizza. He eats like a bird,
>and I don't mean 7 times his own weight a day.

He doesn't use his hands, but he throws his mouth as fast as possible
towards his food? (At least that's how our chicken is eating)
--
Jan van den Broek balglaas [at] xs4all.nl

I have a great .sig, but it won't fit at the end of this post.
-Fermat
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166588 ] Di, 15 November 2005 00:18
Sid  
Jan van den Broek <fortytwo [at] xs4all.nl> wrote in
news:jfi.4378E9A2.42.fortytwo [at] xs4all.nl:


> He doesn't use his hands, but he throws his mouth as fast as possible
> towards his food? (At least that's how our chicken is eating)

"But Harold, it's eating my popcorn."

Sid
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166602 ] Di, 15 November 2005 23:00
spam05  
Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen) wrote in
> news:87psp439sz.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk:
>
>> Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> hit the keyboard.
>
>>> Nikkita! I am backish too. Are you brackish?
>>> *tastes arm*
>
>> Did you pull off Nikitta's arm to taste it or are you just licking it?
>
> Yes.

Gross. Poor Nikitta.

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
There is no insanity, just different perceptions of reality.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: No internet. Denied. [message #166603 ] Di, 15 November 2005 23:01
spam05  
Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen) wrote in
> news:87u0eg39w2.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk:
>
>> Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> hit the keyboard.
>
>>> A Norwegian and a Swede! You've really pulled out the big guns, haven't
>>> you?
>
>> Like on the map, the two things towering above the Dane.
>
> Are they standing on a stool? I have not seen anything towering above a
> Dane in real life. :-)

Oh, and now comes the joke about the danish that was to be eaten? :-)

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
You don't win friends with salad.
-- Homer Simpson
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
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