| Nothing [message #157170] |
Di, 25 Oktober 2005 19:16 |
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NOTHING
by Tuli Kupferberg
Monday nothing
Tuesday nothing
Wednesday and Thursday nothing
Friday, for a change, a little more nothing
Saturday, once more, nothing
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| Re: Nothing [message #157171 ] |
Di, 25 Oktober 2005 19:19 |
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<zen4less [at] mindless.com>
> NOTHING
> by Tuli Kupferberg
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> Monday nothing
> Tuesday nothing
> Wednesday and Thursday nothing
> Friday, for a change, a little more nothing
> Saturday, once more, nothing
SUNDAY = CHEESECAKE AND BLOWJOBS
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| Re: Nothing [message #157172 ] |
Di, 25 Oktober 2005 19:47 |
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On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:19:23 -0700, "Blackout"
<Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
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><zen4less [at] mindless.com>
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>> NOTHING
>> by Tuli Kupferberg
>>
>>
>> Monday nothing
>> Tuesday nothing
>> Wednesday and Thursday nothing
>> Friday, for a change, a little more nothing
>> Saturday, once more, nothing
>
>SUNDAY = CHEESECAKE AND BLOWJOBS
>
yeah I'd figure I earned it after a week of that existential angst
shit.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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| Re: Nothing [message #157177 ] |
Di, 25 Oktober 2005 22:05 |
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"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> skrev i en meddelelse
news:qtrsl199n0o2ffu55b8g35rigo2h8if3g4 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:19:23 -0700, "Blackout"
> <Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
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>>
>><zen4less [at] mindless.com>
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>>> NOTHING
>>> by Tuli Kupferberg
>>>
>>>
>>> Monday nothing
>>> Tuesday nothing
>>> Wednesday and Thursday nothing
>>> Friday, for a change, a little more nothing
>>> Saturday, once more, nothing
>>
>>SUNDAY = CHEESECAKE AND BLOWJOBS
>>
>
> yeah I'd figure I earned it after a week of that existential angst
> shit.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
>
>
"Nothing is what I want"
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| Re: Nothing [message #157188 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 03:02 |
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zen4less [at] mindless.com wrote:
> NOTHING
> by Tuli Kupferberg
>
> Monday nothing
> Tuesday nothing
> Wednesday and Thursday nothing
> Friday, for a change, a little more nothing
> Saturday, once more, nothing
And on SUNDAY, I helicoptered my wicked g/f Titania on the hardest
prong I've had since the last time I made real pot-waffles. I beat
Pop-Tarts by 4 years, but some damned Japs stole the recipe, which is
why I am here telling you about Titania instead of taking my turn at
boning Cybil Shepherd in some Malibu hideaway.
--
HellPope Huey
If I could walk that way,
I wouldn't need the talcum
OR the Klonopin
Whatever is funny is subversive.
Every joke is ultimately a custard pie.
~ George Orwell
He who has provoked the lash of wit,
cannot complain that he smarts from it.
~ Boswell, "The Life of Johnson"
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| Re: Nothing [message #157189 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 03:06 |
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"HellPope Huey"
do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, tubby
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| Re: Nothing [message #157190 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 02:17 |
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In article <cISdnRFMdujgS8PeRVn-hg [at] giganews.com>,
"Blackout" <Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
> "HellPope Huey"
>
> do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, tubby
IAWTP
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| Re: Nothing [message #157196 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 08:04 |
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On 25 Oct 2005 10:16:48 -0700, zen4less [at] mindless.com wrote:
>NOTHING
>by Tuli Kupferberg
>
>
>Monday nothing
>Tuesday nothing
>Wednesday and Thursday nothing
>Friday, for a change, a little more nothing
>Saturday, once more, nothing
The correct lyric is the Yiddish word Garnish (=nothing)
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| Re: Nothing [message #157200 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 10:30 |
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On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:17:12 -0400, nenslo wrote:
> In article <cISdnRFMdujgS8PeRVn-hg [at] giganews.com>,
> "Blackout" <Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
>
>> "HellPope Huey"
>>
>> do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, tubby
>
> IAWTP
"I'm A Wad of Toilet Paper?"
--
Tired of Getting Ripped Off?
Send $10.00 to
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118
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| Re: Nothing [message #157204 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 14:00 |
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I was going by GOLDEN FILTH version, not THE FUGS FIRST ALBUM.
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| Re: Nothing [message #157205 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 14:02 |
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On 26 Oct 2005 05:00:11 -0700, zen4less [at] mindless.com wrote:
>I was going by GOLDEN FILTH version, not THE FUGS FIRST ALBUM.
Garnish, sage, rosemary and clooney?
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| Re: Nothing [message #157206 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 14:04 |
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Hey, we're both on the computer at the same time! Cool!
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| Re: Nothing [message #157212 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 17:40 |
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On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:30:41 -0400, Artemia Salina
<y2k [at] sheayright.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:17:12 -0400, nenslo wrote:
>
>> In article <cISdnRFMdujgS8PeRVn-hg [at] giganews.com>,
>> "Blackout" <Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "HellPope Huey"
>>>
>>> do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, tubby
>>
>> IAWTP
>
>"I'm A Wad of Toilet Paper?"
"I am with the press"?
"In a word: toothpaste peanutbutter"?
"I am with the Pope"?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
When in doubt, LEVITATE
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| Re: Nothing [message #157213 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 17:43 |
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:30:41 -0400, Artemia Salina
> <y2k [at] sheayright.com> wrote:
>
>
>>On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:17:12 -0400, nenslo wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <cISdnRFMdujgS8PeRVn-hg [at] giganews.com>,
>>> "Blackout" <Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"HellPope Huey"
>>>>
>>>>do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, tubby
>>>
>>>IAWTP
>>
>>"I'm A Wad of Toilet Paper?"
>
>
> "I am with the press"?
>
> "In a word: toothpaste peanutbutter"?
>
> "I am with the Pope"?
>
I am waiting to polka.
--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml *
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| Re: Nothing [message #157215 ] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 18:20 |
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On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:43:23 -0400, just john
<teuy13002 [at] sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>> On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:30:41 -0400, Artemia Salina
>> <y2k [at] sheayright.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:17:12 -0400, nenslo wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>In article <cISdnRFMdujgS8PeRVn-hg [at] giganews.com>,
>>>> "Blackout" <Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"HellPope Huey"
>>>>>
>>>>>do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, tubby
>>>>
>>>>IAWTP
>>>
>>>"I'm A Wad of Toilet Paper?"
>>
>>
>> "I am with the press"?
>>
>> "In a word: toothpaste peanutbutter"?
>>
>> "I am with the Pope"?
>>
>
>I am waiting to polka.
"Is a whstling terodactyl peeing?"
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Have u herd that grate pothead joke: "What did the Easter Pig
bring u for Christmess?
- Dryad
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| Re: Nothing [message #157235 ] |
Do, 27 Oktober 2005 01:07 |
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<<IAWTP >>
I always watch the Penis?
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| Re: Nothing [message #157237 ] |
Do, 27 Oktober 2005 01:25 |
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing!
Ya' gotta' have nothing, is you wanna' be with me!
Billie Preston
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| Re: Nothing [message #157247 ] |
Do, 27 Oktober 2005 06:10 |
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On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:20:43 -0700, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:43:23 -0400, just john
><teuy13002 [at] sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>>Zapanaz wrote:
>>> On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:30:41 -0400, Artemia Salina
>>> <y2k [at] sheayright.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:17:12 -0400, nenslo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>In article <cISdnRFMdujgS8PeRVn-hg [at] giganews.com>,
>>>>> "Blackout" <Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"HellPope Huey"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, tubby
>>>>>
>>>>>IAWTP
>>>>
>>>>"I'm A Wad of Toilet Paper?"
>>>
>>>
>>> "I am with the press"?
>>>
>>> "In a word: toothpaste peanutbutter"?
>>>
>>> "I am with the Pope"?
>>>
>>
>>I am waiting to polka.
>
>"Is a whstling terodactyl peeing?"
"Innuendo a white thoth potato"?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
There was in fact a famous headless chicken which lived for many years,
It seems that in decapitating the chicken its owner cut rather high on
the neck, leaving a smidgen of hindbrain. This is roughly analogous to
what watching sitcoms does to humans.
- nenslo
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| Re: Nothing [message #157249 ] |
Do, 27 Oktober 2005 07:14 |
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*sigh* that's nensletics for "I agree with this pissant."
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| Re: Nothing [message #157250 ] |
Do, 27 Oktober 2005 07:48 |
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On 26 Oct 2005 22:14:53 -0700, "End x Art" <seventhsqueal [at] yahoo.com>
wrote:
>*sigh* that's nensletics for "I agree with this pissant."
i like mine better.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
One of these days, thought Winston
with sudden deep conviction,
Syme will be vaporized.
He is too intelligent.
He sees too clearly and speaks too plainly.
The Party does not like such people.
One day he will disappear.
It is written in his face.
~ George Orwell, "1984"
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| Re: Nothing [message #161340 ] |
Mo, 31 Oktober 2005 23:44 |
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In article <435e9012$0$181$edfadb0f [at] dread16.news.tele.dk>,
"Tom K" <tomkristensen [at] webspeed.dk> wrote:
> "Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> skrev i en meddelelse
> news:qtrsl199n0o2ffu55b8g35rigo2h8if3g4 [at] 4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:19:23 -0700, "Blackout"
> > <Blackout [at] sPAMubgenius.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >><zen4less [at] mindless.com>
> >>
> >>> NOTHING
> >>> by Tuli Kupferberg
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Monday nothing
> >>> Tuesday nothing
> >>> Wednesday and Thursday nothing
> >>> Friday, for a change, a little more nothing
> >>> Saturday, once more, nothing
> >>
> >>SUNDAY = CHEESECAKE AND BLOWJOBS
> >>
> >
> > yeah I'd figure I earned it after a week of that existential angst
> > shit.
> >
> > --
> > Zapanaz
> > International Satanic Conspiracy
> > Customer Support Specialist
> > http://joecosby.com/
> >
> >
>
> "Nothing is what I want"
>
>
>
(a true Zen saying)
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| Re: Nothing [message #186900 ] |
Do, 15 Dezember 2005 11:58 |
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Something is but nothing
something it is not
nil plus nil is nothing
nothings what i got
Nothing on the tele
Nothing going on
Nothing to get worked up about
Nothing by the ton
Nothing times a million
Nothing minus ten
Don't say nothing to no one
It's nothing to do with them
Come all the way from nowhere
and now I'm nowhere else
where nothing is out of place
No one lives
and nothing smells
talking to no one
it's like talking to the wall
i give you what i get
i give you bugger all
John Cooper Clarke, 1978
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| Re: Nothing [message #207776 ] |
Sa, 21 Januar 2006 22:48 |
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John Gray wrote:
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> Something is but nothing
> something it is not
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> nil plus nil is nothing
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> nothings what i got
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> Nothing on the tele
Sounds from across the pond right there.
> Nothing going on
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> Nothing to get worked up about
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> Nothing by the ton
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> Nothing times a million
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> Nothing minus ten
That equals "-10". Multiplying by nothing always gives nothing, but adding or subtracting
always gives a something answer.
> Don't say nothing to no one
That's complicated. There are three negatives, which cancels down to one, so it means either
"Do say something to no one", or "Don't say something to someone." In a way, it is a victory for
the illiterate over-use of negatives, because as long as the number of negatives is odd, it
still comes out negative, i.e. it still implies not communicating. Bravo.
> It's nothing to do with them
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> Come all the way from nowhere
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> and now I'm nowhere else
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> where nothing is out of place
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> No one lives
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> and nothing smells
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> talking to no one
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> it's like talking to the wall
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> i give you what i get
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<vulgarity deleted>
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> John Cooper Clarke, 1978
Some might wonder who he is or was, but I won't ask that question. There are only so many
minutes in a day, and I applaud the idea that someone would post a poem here, whatever the heck
it means.(Not that such indulgences should be encouraged.) This is a largely defunct ng, isn't it?
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| Re: Nothing [message #207781 ] |
So, 22 Januar 2006 14:47 |
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Zoid wrote:
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> <vulgarity deleted>
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Never act the censor without considering meaning. In this case "bugger
all" was significant. Think about the meaning of my last sentence
without the quote marks. Consider also the the following anonymous quote
and that censoring it would reverse its meaning.
"You guys think I know bloody nothing, but you're wrong. I know fuck all!"
--
martin [at] | Martin Gregorie
gregorie. |
org | Zappa fan & glider pilot
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