| Re: VOTE! Kook Chess Set of AUK [message #156056] |
Mi, 26 Oktober 2005 16:58 |
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I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating
cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK, EOTHP:
> Hear ye, hear ye! Interested usenetters may wish to know that this ballot
> contains the likes of John "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives"
> Shocked, John "Gay men deserve to die" Wentzky, Dore "Jesus Reborn"
> Williamson, Bill "Palmjob" "jeeeenyus" Palmer, Dave "Dickless" Tholen,
> Alexa "K00k of the Year 2004" Cameron, Fly "Seven Kook Awards in one
> MONTH" Cooter, Chuck "Village Idiot" "messenjah" Lysaght, Brad "Guthball"
> Guth, and many more luminaries of the k00kiverse!
>
> Also, before voting, please TAKE CARE TO READ AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS.
> They aren't just for everyone else. Feel free to post your ballot to AUK
> only, if you like, or just to AUK and your own group -- the nine-group
> x-post is strictly to expedite matters -- but alt.usenet.kooks *must* be
> in the groups line.
A re-posting for those who may have missed the initial one.
> I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
> Herself suddenly made me reply to Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster:
>
>> Here follows the official ballot for the alt.usenet.kooks Kook Chess
>> Set. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified at the
>> Pollster's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
>> ballot
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>> * you are a notorious fuckwit
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted and
>> encouraged. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on October 31st to cast your
>> votes.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BLUE KING
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Archimedes Plutonium
>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon
>> Joseph Bartlo
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Chas Nemo
>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Jerry M Kolnick
>> Stephen Boursy
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Albert Silverman
>> Bradley Jesness
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Ed Conrad
>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Linda Gore
>> Twonky
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Pamela K Russell
>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob
>> John Lucas
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Dore Williamson
>> Pastor Steve Winter
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot
>> Professeur Von TwoSteps
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> John Grubor
>> John Shocked
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Emmett E Gulley
>> Uni
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Scott Abraham
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Bruce Dan Kettler
>> Ray Murphy
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED KING
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
>> Richard Hoagland
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> David Moore
>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Colin James III
>> Helena Kobrin
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal
>> John Wentzky
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Dmitri Vulis
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Charles D Bohne
>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf
>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby
>> abstain
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter
>> Pete Stapleton
>> Robert E McElwaine
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>> Hugh Jeffcoat
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Alexa Cameron
>> Nancy Lieder
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Joe1orbit
>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Louis Turi
>> Tom Bishop
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght
>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> George E Hammond
>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj
>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Earl Curley
>> abstain
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> (Vote for one candidate or abstain)
>>
>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt
>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi
>> abstain
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Hail Eris! mhm 29x21
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky
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