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Science Fiction » alt.startrek » Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta.
| Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #156007] |
Mo, 24 Oktober 2005 19:43 |
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William Shatner passes kidney stone
10/24/2005 10:03 AM
By: The Associated Press
The lower back pain that caused William Shatner to leave the set of "Boston
Legal" last week was caused by a kidney stone.
Shatner told "Live With Regis and Kelly" that the pain was so
"unbelieveable" it dropped him to his knees before he had to do a scene. He
finished the scene, but then was taken by ambulance to the hospital.
He said he ended up passing the kidney stone, and he held up a small black
bag that he said had the stone in it.
Shatner said he's doing fine now and will take part in a horseback riding
event this weekend in Los Angeles.
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #156093 ] |
Fr, 28 Oktober 2005 05:59 |
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The kidney stone was said to have left a message on the operating
table:
"no kill I".
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #156094 ] |
Fr, 28 Oktober 2005 06:04 |
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"unknown redshirt" <msu1049321 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
news:1130471962.989965.199660 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> The kidney stone was said to have left a message on the operating
> table:
>
> "no kill I".
Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
"no bill I".
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #156096 ] |
Fr, 28 Oktober 2005 06:08 |
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158256 ] |
Fr, 28 Oktober 2005 14:42 |
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in article 271020052308036114%no [at] spam.invalid, Keeper of the Purple Twilight
at no [at] spam.invalid wrote on 10/27/05 9:08 PM:
> In article
> <Jrh8f.185833$qY1.153530 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>> "unknown redshirt" <msu1049321 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
>> news:1130471962.989965.199660 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>>> The kidney stone was said to have left a message on the operating
>>> table:
>>>
>>> "no kill I".
>>
>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>
>> "no bill I".
>
> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want to
> have a barbecue:
>
> "no grill I".
To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
"no thrill I"
--
You Can't Stop the Signal
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158264 ] |
Fr, 28 Oktober 2005 18:20 |
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On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:42:04 -0700, ANIM8Rfsk <ANIM8Rfsk [at] cox.net> wrote:
>in article 271020052308036114%no [at] spam.invalid, Keeper of the Purple Twilight
>at no [at] spam.invalid wrote on 10/27/05 9:08 PM:
>
>> In article
>> <Jrh8f.185833$qY1.153530 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>> "unknown redshirt" <msu1049321 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1130471962.989965.199660 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>>>> The kidney stone was said to have left a message on the operating
>>>> table:
>>>>
>>>> "no kill I".
>>>
>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>
>>> "no bill I".
>>
>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want to
>> have a barbecue:
>>
>> "no grill I".
>
>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>
>"no thrill I"
After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
"no pill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158265 ] |
Fr, 28 Oktober 2005 18:34 |
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Toad wrote:
> On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:42:04 -0700, ANIM8Rfsk <ANIM8Rfsk [at] cox.net> wrote:
>
>
>>in article 271020052308036114%no [at] spam.invalid, Keeper of the Purple Twilight
>>at no [at] spam.invalid wrote on 10/27/05 9:08 PM:
>>
>>
>>>In article
>>><Jrh8f.185833$qY1.153530 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>>Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"unknown redshirt" <msu1049321 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:1130471962.989965.199660 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>>>>
>>>>>The kidney stone was said to have left a message on the operating
>>>>>table:
>>>>>
>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>
>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>
>>>>"no bill I".
>>>
>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want to
>>>have a barbecue:
>>>
>>>"no grill I".
>>
>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>
>>"no thrill I"
>
>
> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>
> "no pill I"
A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine, but
Bill grabbed it in time
"no spill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158266 ] |
Fr, 28 Oktober 2005 18:45 |
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whodunit wrote:
> Toad wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:42:04 -0700, ANIM8Rfsk <ANIM8Rfsk [at] cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> in article 271020052308036114%no [at] spam.invalid, Keeper of the Purple
>>> Twilight
>>> at no [at] spam.invalid wrote on 10/27/05 9:08 PM:
>>>
>>>
>>>> In article
>>>> <Jrh8f.185833$qY1.153530 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>>> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> "unknown redshirt" <msu1049321 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:1130471962.989965.199660 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> The kidney stone was said to have left a message on the operating
>>>>>> table:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "no kill I".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>
>>>>> "no bill I".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want to
>>>> have a barbecue:
>>>>
>>>> "no grill I".
>>>
>>>
>>> To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>
>>> "no thrill I"
>>
>>
>>
>> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>> "no pill I"
>
>
> A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine, but
> Bill grabbed it in time
>
> "no spill I"
His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
shrimp spoke
"no krill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158267 ] |
Fr, 28 Oktober 2005 18:48 |
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158274 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 00:19 |
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"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
> In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
> <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>
>> >>>>>> "no kill I".
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> "no bill I".
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want
>> >>>> to
>> >>>> have a barbecue:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "no grill I".
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>> >>>
>> >>> "no thrill I"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>> >> "no pill I"
>> >
>> >
>> > A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine, but
>> > Bill grabbed it in time
>> >
>> > "no spill I"
>>
>> His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>> shrimp spoke
>>
>> "no krill I"
>
> Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
> was living in his stomach, but...
>
> "no Trill I"
It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
"no chill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158287 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 03:57 |
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158298 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 04:56 |
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"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
news:281020052057575531%no [at] spam.invalid...
> In article
> <ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>> > In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>> > <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> >>>>>> "no kill I".
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>> "no bill I".
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't
>> >> >>>> want
>> >> >>>> to
>> >> >>>> have a barbecue:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> "no grill I".
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "no thrill I"
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>> >> >> "no pill I"
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine,
>> >> > but
>> >> > Bill grabbed it in time
>> >> >
>> >> > "no spill I"
>> >>
>> >> His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>> >> shrimp spoke
>> >>
>> >> "no krill I"
>> >
>> > Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
>> > was living in his stomach, but...
>> >
>> > "no Trill I"
>>
>> It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>
>> "no chill I"
>
> He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>
> "no drill I"
The Feds were investigating allegations that Bill was making his own booze,
but Bill's response was:
"no still I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158301 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 05:12 |
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Marcovaldo wrote:
> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:281020052057575531%no [at] spam.invalid...
>
>>In article
>><ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>
>>>>In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"no bill I".
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't
>>>>>>>>>want
>>>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"no grill I".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"no thrill I"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>>>>>>>"no pill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine,
>>>>>>but
>>>>>>Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"no spill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>>>>>shrimp spoke
>>>>>
>>>>>"no krill I"
>>>>
>>>>Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
>>>>was living in his stomach, but...
>>>>
>>>>"no Trill I"
>>>
>>>It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>
>>>"no chill I"
>>
>>He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>
>>"no drill I"
>
>
> The Feds were investigating allegations that Bill was making his own booze,
> but Bill's response was:
>
> "no still I"
>
>
The Feds expected his wife to protest, but she just said
"no shrill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158302 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 05:18 |
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"Marcovaldo" <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote in
news:8xB8f.188893$qY1.53013 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:281020052057575531%no [at] spam.invalid...
>> In article
>> <ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>> > In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
>>> > whodunit <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> >>>>>> "no kill I".
>>> >> >>>>>
>>> >> >>>>>
>>> >> >>>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>> >> >>>>>
>>> >> >>>>> "no bill I".
>>> >> >>>>
>>> >> >>>>
>>> >> >>>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she
>>> >> >>>> didn't want
>>> >> >>>> to
>>> >> >>>> have a barbecue:
>>> >> >>>>
>>> >> >>>> "no grill I".
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>> To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>> "no thrill I"
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill
>>> >> >> said "no pill I"
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> > A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of
>>> >> > wine, but
>>> >> > Bill grabbed it in time
>>> >> >
>>> >> > "no spill I"
>>> >>
>>> >> His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when
>>> >> one shrimp spoke
>>> >>
>>> >> "no krill I"
>>> >
>>> > Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life
>>> > form was living in his stomach, but...
>>> >
>>> > "no Trill I"
>>>
>>> It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>
>>> "no chill I"
>>
>> He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>
>> "no drill I"
>
> The Feds were investigating allegations that Bill was making his own
> booze, but Bill's response was:
>
> "no still I"
>
>
>
Or he didn't feel like gardening
"no Till I"
--
"Whenever in future wars the battle is fought, panzer troops will play
the decisive role..."
Heinz Guderian, General der Panzertruppe, "Achtung! Panzer!"
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the
entrails of the last priest." -Denis Diderot (1713 - 1784)
"The media is the right arm of anarchy"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158303 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 05:22 |
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"whodunit" <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
news:ZMB8f.10746$Zv5.542 [at] newssvr25.news.prodigy.net...
> Marcovaldo wrote:
>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:281020052057575531%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>
>>>In article
>>><ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>>Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>>
>>>>>In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"no bill I".
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want
>>>>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>>have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"no grill I".
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"no thrill I"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>>>>>>>>"no pill I"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine,
>>>>>>>but
>>>>>>>Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"no spill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>>>>>>shrimp spoke
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"no krill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
>>>>>was living in his stomach, but...
>>>>>
>>>>>"no Trill I"
>>>>
>>>>It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>>
>>>>"no chill I"
>>>
>>>He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>>
>>>"no drill I"
>>
>>
>> The Feds were investigating allegations that Bill was making his own
>> booze, but Bill's response was:
>>
>> "no still I"
> The Feds expected his wife to protest, but she just said
>
> "no shrill I"
Like other western actors, Bill was offered a part in a Godzilla movie, but
he declined, saying:
"no 'zill' I".
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158309 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 05:27 |
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On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 22:18:11 -0500, PzKfw Bob <my2cents [at] worth.ca> wrote:
>"Marcovaldo" <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote in
>news:8xB8f.188893$qY1.53013 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
>
>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:281020052057575531%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>> In article
>>> <ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>> > In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
>>>> > whodunit <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> >>>>>> "no kill I".
>>>> >> >>>>>
>>>> >> >>>>>
>>>> >> >>>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>> >> >>>>>
>>>> >> >>>>> "no bill I".
>>>> >> >>>>
>>>> >> >>>>
>>>> >> >>>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she
>>>> >> >>>> didn't want
>>>> >> >>>> to
>>>> >> >>>> have a barbecue:
>>>> >> >>>>
>>>> >> >>>> "no grill I".
>>>> >> >>>
>>>> >> >>>
>>>> >> >>> To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>> >> >>>
>>>> >> >>> "no thrill I"
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill
>>>> >> >> said "no pill I"
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of
>>>> >> > wine, but
>>>> >> > Bill grabbed it in time
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > "no spill I"
>>>> >>
>>>> >> His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when
>>>> >> one shrimp spoke
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "no krill I"
>>>> >
>>>> > Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life
>>>> > form was living in his stomach, but...
>>>> >
>>>> > "no Trill I"
>>>>
>>>> It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>>
>>>> "no chill I"
>>>
>>> He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>>
>>> "no drill I"
>>
>> The Feds were investigating allegations that Bill was making his own
>> booze, but Bill's response was:
>>
>> "no still I"
>>
>>
>>
>
>Or he didn't feel like gardening
>
>"no Till I"
Because of his lack of garden poor Bill couldn't make pickles.
"no Dill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158321 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 05:57 |
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Toad wrote:
> On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 22:18:11 -0500, PzKfw Bob <my2cents [at] worth.ca> wrote:
>
>
>>"Marcovaldo" <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote in
>>news:8xB8f.188893$qY1.53013 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
>>
>>
>>>"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>news:281020052057575531%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>
>>>>In article
>>>><ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>>>Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>>news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
>>>>>>whodunit <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"no bill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she
>>>>>>>>>>>didn't want
>>>>>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>>>have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"no grill I".
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"no thrill I"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill
>>>>>>>>>said "no pill I"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of
>>>>>>>>wine, but
>>>>>>>>Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"no spill I"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when
>>>>>>>one shrimp spoke
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"no krill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life
>>>>>>form was living in his stomach, but...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"no Trill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>>>
>>>>>"no chill I"
>>>>
>>>>He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>>>
>>>>"no drill I"
>>>
>>>The Feds were investigating allegations that Bill was making his own
>>>booze, but Bill's response was:
>>>
>>>"no still I"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Or he didn't feel like gardening
>>
>>"no Till I"
>
>
> Because of his lack of garden poor Bill couldn't make pickles.
>
> "no Dill I"
And then there was the guy who had his intestine removed
"no VILL I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158364 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 17:17 |
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Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
> In article
> <ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>
>>"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>
>>>In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"no bill I".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want
>>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"no grill I".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"no thrill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>>>>>>"no pill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine, but
>>>>>Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>
>>>>>"no spill I"
>>>>
>>>>His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>>>>shrimp spoke
>>>>
>>>>"no krill I"
>>>
>>>Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
>>>was living in his stomach, but...
>>>
>>>"no Trill I"
>>
>>It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>
>>"no chill I"
>
>
> He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>
> "no drill I"
>
He wouldn't wear that type of clothing:
"no frill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158365 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 17:19 |
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whodunit wrote:
> Toad wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 22:18:11 -0500, PzKfw Bob <my2cents [at] worth.ca> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "Marcovaldo" <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote in
>>> news:8xB8f.188893$qY1.53013 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
>>>
>>>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:281020052057575531%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>>
>>>>> In article
>>>>> <ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>>>> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
>>>>>>> whodunit <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "no bill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she
>>>>>>>>>>>> didn't want
>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "no grill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "no thrill I"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill
>>>>>>>>>> said "no pill I"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of
>>>>>>>>> wine, but
>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "no spill I"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when
>>>>>>>> one shrimp spoke
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "no krill I"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life
>>>>>>> form was living in his stomach, but...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "no Trill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "no chill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>>>>
>>>>> "no drill I"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The Feds were investigating allegations that Bill was making his own
>>>> booze, but Bill's response was:
>>>>
>>>> "no still I"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Or he didn't feel like gardening
>>>
>>> "no Till I"
>>
>>
>>
>> Because of his lack of garden poor Bill couldn't make pickles.
>>
>> "no Dill I"
>
>
> And then there was the guy who had his intestine removed
>
> "no VILL I"
Then there was the guy who died intestate:
"no will I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158366 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 17:36 |
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Wunderkind wrote:
> whodunit wrote:
>
>> Toad wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 22:18:11 -0500, PzKfw Bob <my2cents [at] worth.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> "Marcovaldo" <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote in
>>>> news:8xB8f.188893$qY1.53013 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
>>>>
>>>>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> news:281020052057575531%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article
>>>>>> <ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>>>>> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
>>>>>>>> whodunit <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "no bill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she
>>>>>>>>>>>>> didn't want
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "no grill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "no thrill I"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill
>>>>>>>>>>> said "no pill I"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of
>>>>>>>>>> wine, but
>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "no spill I"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when
>>>>>>>>> one shrimp spoke
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "no krill I"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life
>>>>>>>> form was living in his stomach, but...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "no Trill I"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "no chill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "no drill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The Feds were investigating allegations that Bill was making his own
>>>>> booze, but Bill's response was:
>>>>>
>>>>> "no still I"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Or he didn't feel like gardening
>>>>
>>>> "no Till I"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Because of his lack of garden poor Bill couldn't make pickles.
>>>
>>> "no Dill I"
>>
>>
>>
>> And then there was the guy who had his intestine removed
>>
>> "no VILL I"
>
> Then there was the guy who died intestate:
> "no will I"
And the writer who kept getting rejection letters from publishers that said
"no skill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158379 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 22:40 |
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"Wunderkind" <a [at] b.com> wrote in message
news:CoM8f.3175$Rl1.2637 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
>> In article
>> <ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>> Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>
>>>>In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"no bill I".
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want
>>>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"no grill I".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"no thrill I"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>>>>>>>"no pill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine,
>>>>>>but
>>>>>>Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"no spill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>>>>>shrimp spoke
>>>>>
>>>>>"no krill I"
>>>>
>>>>Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
>>>>was living in his stomach, but...
>>>>
>>>>"no Trill I"
>>>
>>>It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>
>>>"no chill I"
>>
>>
>> He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>
>> "no drill I"
>>
> He wouldn't wear that type of clothing:
> "no frill I"
Bill's allergic to a common antibiotic. He wears a bracelet that says:
"no penicill' I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158388 ] |
Sa, 29 Oktober 2005 22:50 |
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"Marcovaldo" <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:zVB8f.188952$qY1.122547 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Like other western actors, Bill was offered a part in a Godzilla movie,
> but he declined, saying:
>
> "no 'zill' I".
he was then invited to join amway and help "show the circles" but he said
"no shill I"
cheers
fozzi
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158405 ] |
So, 30 Oktober 2005 02:19 |
|
Marcovaldo wrote:
> "Wunderkind" <a [at] b.com> wrote in message
> news:CoM8f.3175$Rl1.2637 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>
>>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
>>
>>>In article
>>><ytx8f.519166$5N3.473922 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>>>Marcovaldo <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"no bill I".
But the pharmacist had trouble with Bill's prescription, so he said,
"no fill I"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want
>>>>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>>have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"no grill I".
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"no thrill I"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>>>>>>>>"no pill I"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine,
>>>>>>>but
>>>>>>>Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"no spill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>>>>>>shrimp spoke
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"no krill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
>>>>>was living in his stomach, but...
>>>>>
>>>>>"no Trill I"
>>>>
>>>>It was cold that night, so Bill turned up the heat:
>>>>
>>>>"no chill I"
>>>
>>>
>>>He didn't feel like watching Home Improvement, either:
>>>
>>>"no drill I"
>>>
>>
>>He wouldn't wear that type of clothing:
>>"no frill I"
>
>
> Bill's allergic to a common antibiotic. He wears a bracelet that says:
>
> "no penicill' I"
>
>
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158407 ] |
So, 30 Oktober 2005 02:29 |
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158411 ] |
So, 30 Oktober 2005 15:00 |
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Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
> In article <JcV8f.5372$D13.4595 [at] newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
> <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>
>
>>But the pharmacist had trouble with Bill's prescription, so he said,
>>"no fill I"
>
>
> He also didn't want to go deep-sea diving:
>
> "no gill I"
>
Ya had ta bring fish into it, didn't ya?? ;-)
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158413 ] |
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158415 ] |
So, 30 Oktober 2005 19:38 |
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Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
> In article <km49f.7332$dO2.1980 [at] newssvr29.news.prodigy.net>, whodunit
> <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>
>
>>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
>>
>>>In article <JcV8f.5372$D13.4595 [at] newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>But the pharmacist had trouble with Bill's prescription, so he said,
>>>>"no fill I"
>>>
>>>
>>>He also didn't want to go deep-sea diving:
>>>
>>>"no gill I"
>>>
>>
>>Ya had ta bring fish into it, didn't ya?? ;-)
>
>
> If you thought I would leave fish out of it...
>
> "no will I"
>
How about the cashier who had no place for $$$?
"no till I"
Or the tailor who ran out of material?
"no twill I"
Or the naturalist looking for salamanders?
"no rill I"
Or the Mediterranean cook who ran out of onions
"no squill I"
Or the fat lawyer who would only star in one TOS eppy, and no others
"no Bell I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158418 ] |
So, 30 Oktober 2005 20:16 |
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"whodunit" <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
news:iq89f.6997$BZ5.2801 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
> Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
> > In article <km49f.7332$dO2.1980 [at] newssvr29.news.prodigy.net>, whodunit
> > <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <JcV8f.5372$D13.4595 [at] newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
> >>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>But the pharmacist had trouble with Bill's prescription, so he said,
> >>>>"no fill I"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>He also didn't want to go deep-sea diving:
> >>>
> >>>"no gill I"
> >>>
> >>
> >>Ya had ta bring fish into it, didn't ya?? ;-)
> >
> >
> > If you thought I would leave fish out of it...
> >
> > "no will I"
> >
> How about the cashier who had no place for $$$?
>
> "no till I"
>
> Or the tailor who ran out of material?
>
> "no twill I"
>
> Or the naturalist looking for salamanders?
>
> "no rill I"
>
> Or the Mediterranean cook who ran out of onions
>
> "no squill I"
>
> Or the fat lawyer who would only star in one TOS eppy, and no others
>
> "no Bell I"
or the guy that keeps getting confused for Mr Donahue
"No Phil I"
--
Qa'pla
Kweeg
Ten of Canadian Clubs in the Eeeevil Trek Cabal
http://members.shaw.ca/iksbloodoath
"Half a gallon a'scotch!" Scotty (Spectre of the Gun)
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158427 ] |
Mo, 31 Oktober 2005 01:14 |
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Kweeg wrote:
> "whodunit" <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
> news:iq89f.6997$BZ5.2801 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
>
>>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
>>
>>>In article <km49f.7332$dO2.1980 [at] newssvr29.news.prodigy.net>, whodunit
>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>In article <JcV8f.5372$D13.4595 [at] newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>But the pharmacist had trouble with Bill's prescription, so he said,
>>>>>>"no fill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>He also didn't want to go deep-sea diving:
>>>>>
>>>>>"no gill I"
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Ya had ta bring fish into it, didn't ya?? ;-)
>>>
>>>
>>>If you thought I would leave fish out of it...
>>>
>>>"no will I"
>>>
>>
>>How about the cashier who had no place for $$$?
>>
>> "no till I"
>>
>>Or the tailor who ran out of material?
>>
>> "no twill I"
>>
>>Or the naturalist looking for salamanders?
>>
>> "no rill I"
>>
>>Or the Mediterranean cook who ran out of onions
>>
>> "no squill I"
>>
>>Or the fat lawyer who would only star in one TOS eppy, and no others
>>
>> "no Bell I"
>
>
>
> or the guy that keeps getting confused for Mr Donahue
>
> "No Phil I"
>
When we start talking about Phil Donahue, it's a pretty good
indicator that we've talked this thread into the ground, eh? ;-)
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158473 ] |
Mo, 31 Oktober 2005 06:39 |
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"whodunit" <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
news:Ald9f.6148$D13.5134 [at] newssvr11.news.prodigy.com...
> Kweeg wrote:
>> "whodunit" <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
>> news:iq89f.6997$BZ5.2801 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
>>
>>>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <km49f.7332$dO2.1980 [at] newssvr29.news.prodigy.net>, whodunit
>>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <JcV8f.5372$D13.4595 [at] newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>>>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>But the pharmacist had trouble with Bill's prescription, so he said,
>>>>>>>"no fill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>He also didn't want to go deep-sea diving:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"no gill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ya had ta bring fish into it, didn't ya?? ;-)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>If you thought I would leave fish out of it...
>>>>
>>>>"no will I"
>>>>
>>>
>>>How about the cashier who had no place for $$$?
>>>
>>> "no till I"
>>>
>>>Or the tailor who ran out of material?
>>>
>>> "no twill I"
>>>
>>>Or the naturalist looking for salamanders?
>>>
>>> "no rill I"
>>>
>>>Or the Mediterranean cook who ran out of onions
>>>
>>> "no squill I"
>>>
>>>Or the fat lawyer who would only star in one TOS eppy, and no others
>>>
>>> "no Bell I"
>>
>>
>>
>> or the guy that keeps getting confused for Mr Donahue
>>
>> "No Phil I"
>>
> When we start talking about Phil Donahue, it's a pretty good
> indicator that we've talked this thread into the ground, eh? ;-)
The federal wildlife commission asked Shatner if he was keeping exotic
birds, but Bill replied:
"no whippoorill I"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158492 ] |
Mo, 31 Oktober 2005 08:22 |
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"whodunit" <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
news:Ald9f.6148$D13.5134 [at] newssvr11.news.prodigy.com...
> Kweeg wrote:
> > "whodunit" <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
> > news:iq89f.6997$BZ5.2801 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
> >
> >>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <km49f.7332$dO2.1980 [at] newssvr29.news.prodigy.net>, whodunit
> >>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>In article <JcV8f.5372$D13.4595 [at] newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
> >>>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>But the pharmacist had trouble with Bill's prescription, so he said,
> >>>>>>"no fill I"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>He also didn't want to go deep-sea diving:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"no gill I"
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Ya had ta bring fish into it, didn't ya?? ;-)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>If you thought I would leave fish out of it...
> >>>
> >>>"no will I"
> >>>
> >>
> >>How about the cashier who had no place for $$$?
> >>
> >> "no till I"
> >>
> >>Or the tailor who ran out of material?
> >>
> >> "no twill I"
> >>
> >>Or the naturalist looking for salamanders?
> >>
> >> "no rill I"
> >>
> >>Or the Mediterranean cook who ran out of onions
> >>
> >> "no squill I"
> >>
> >>Or the fat lawyer who would only star in one TOS eppy, and no others
> >>
> >> "no Bell I"
> >
> >
> >
> > or the guy that keeps getting confused for Mr Donahue
> >
> > "No Phil I"
> >
> When we start talking about Phil Donahue, it's a pretty good
> indicator that we've talked this thread into the ground, eh? ;-)
Ok then shoulda said the on-strike pool boy,
"No fill I"
--
Qa'pla
Kweeg
Ten of Canadian Clubs in the Eeeevil Trek Cabal
http://members.shaw.ca/iksbloodoath
"Half a gallon a'scotch!" Scotty (Spectre of the Gun)
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158495 ] |
Mo, 31 Oktober 2005 08:36 |
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #158502 ] |
Mo, 31 Oktober 2005 08:53 |
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"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
news:311020050136435438%no [at] spam.invalid...
> In article <iDj9f.361276$oW2.336813 [at] pd7tw1no>, Kweeg
> <kweeg [at] nospam.shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> > Ok then shoulda said the on-strike pool boy,
> > "No fill I"
>
> Apparently somebody asked Shat if he was a Firefly fan:
>
> "no fill I...on"
I'd tell you to go jump in a lake or "River" for that one but you might like
it.....
.....so as they said packing up the moonshine operation
"No still I"
--
Qa'pla
Kweeg
Ten of Canadian Clubs in the Eeeevil Trek Cabal
http://members.shaw.ca/iksbloodoath
"Half a gallon a'scotch!" Scotty (Spectre of the Gun)
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #159963 ] |
Mo, 31 Oktober 2005 15:07 |
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Keeper of the Purple Twilight wrote:
> In article <iDj9f.361276$oW2.336813 [at] pd7tw1no>, Kweeg
> <kweeg [at] nospam.shaw.ca> wrote:
>
>
>>Ok then shoulda said the on-strike pool boy,
>>"No fill I"
>
>
> Apparently somebody asked Shat if he was a Firefly fan:
>
> "no fill I...on"
>
LOL! Can't stop the signal! :-)
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #162181 ] |
So, 06 November 2005 14:24 |
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"Marcovaldo" <Marcovaldo [at] worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:Jrh8f.185833$qY1.153530 [at] bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "unknown redshirt" <msu1049321 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1130471962.989965.199660 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>> The kidney stone was said to have left a message on the operating
>> table:
>>
>> "no kill I".
>
> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>
> "no bill I".
>
*sigh* Yes, reviving this thing. ;-)
But Shatner was visited by a very pretty woman in the hospital and his wife
became
very suspicious that something was going on, to which Shatner protested:
"No, Jill, I!"
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #162182 ] |
So, 06 November 2005 14:25 |
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"Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
> In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
> <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>
>> >>>>>> "no kill I".
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> "no bill I".
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want
>> >>>> to
>> >>>> have a barbecue:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "no grill I".
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>> >>>
>> >>> "no thrill I"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>> >> "no pill I"
>> >
>> >
>> > A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine, but
>> > Bill grabbed it in time
>> >
>> > "no spill I"
>>
>> His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>> shrimp spoke
>>
>> "no krill I"
>
> Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
> was living in his stomach, but...
>
> "no Trill I"
Unable to finish their dinner, Bill needed to go back to the main house but
faced a large incline to which he said:
"No hill I"
>
> --
> "No urban night is like the night [in NYC]...here is our poetry, for we
> have
> pulled down the stars to our will."
> - Ezra Pound, poet and critic, 9/18/1912, reflecting on New York City
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #162189 ] |
So, 06 November 2005 18:33 |
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Brenda wrote:
> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>
>>In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"no bill I".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want
>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"no grill I".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"no thrill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>>>>>"no pill I"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine, but
>>>>Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>
>>>>"no spill I"
>>>
>>>His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>>>shrimp spoke
>>>
>>>"no krill I"
>>
>>Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
>>was living in his stomach, but...
>>
>>"no Trill I"
>
>
> Unable to finish their dinner, Bill needed to go back to the main house but
> faced a large incline to which he said:
>
> "No hill I"
>
>
Apparently, Bill doesn't like pickles:
"No dill I"
(and for those drawing a blank on words rhyming with 'ill', try
http://tinyurl.com/e2b77)
:-)
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| Re: Shatner gives BIRTH....sorta. [message #162194 ] |
Mo, 07 November 2005 04:18 |
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"whodunit" <pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
news:P7rbf.9285$BZ5.4289 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
> Brenda wrote:
>> "Keeper of the Purple Twilight" <no [at] spam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:281020051148564357%no [at] spam.invalid...
>>
>>>In article <OAs8f.6630$BZ5.6408 [at] newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, whodunit
>>><pillut_48 [at] sbcworldly.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"no kill I".
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Shatner was covered by insurance. The message was:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"no bill I".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>He had asked his wife to help him make dinner, but she didn't want
>>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>have a barbecue:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"no grill I".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>To which he threatened to withhold sex if not fed first
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"no thrill I"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>After making the barbecue she still didn't get sex when Bill said
>>>>>>"no pill I"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>A horse ran by and nearly knocked over an expensive bottle of wine, but
>>>>>Bill grabbed it in time
>>>>>
>>>>>"no spill I"
>>>>
>>>>His wife threw some shrimp on the barbie, and was stunned when one
>>>>shrimp spoke
>>>>
>>>>"no krill I"
>>>
>>>Bill got very sick after eating the food. He thought another life form
>>>was living in his stomach, but...
>>>
>>>"no Trill I"
>>
>>
>> Unable to finish their dinner, Bill needed to go back to the main house
>> but faced a large incline to which he said:
>>
>> "No hill I"
>>
>>
> Apparently, Bill doesn't like pickles:
>
> "No dill I"
>
> (and for those drawing a blank on words rhyming with 'ill', try
> http://tinyurl.com/e2b77)
> :-)
And after tasting the pickles he made a face at their awful taste and said:
"No swill, I"
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