| Re: Orcs [message #152158] |
Fr, 14 Oktober 2005 20:23 |
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Morgil wrote:
>I would say that Orcs, Humans and Elves were all from the same enough
stock that one eating another should be considered cannibalism. And
basically Orcs ate anything that was given to them without asking any
questions, so if you were a dark lord, what would you do with all the
dead Orcs? Have military funerals for them, or serve them as lunch? :)
I believe that they ate Orc on the sly. They put a "p" in front of the
word to confuse matters.
They also ate the Gaffer, fried with a slice and eggs. From then on,
fried hobbit, which was generally served as the first meal of the day,
was affectionately known as "Hamfast", or simply "Ham and eggs".
=D6jevind
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| Re: Orcs [message #152161 ] |
Fr, 14 Oktober 2005 23:56 |
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ojevind.lang [at] bredband.net wrote:
> Morgil wrote:
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> >I would say that Orcs, Humans and Elves were all from the same enough
> stock that one eating another should be considered cannibalism. And
> basically Orcs ate anything that was given to them without asking any
> questions, so if you were a dark lord, what would you do with all the
> dead Orcs? Have military funerals for them, or serve them as lunch? :)
well, we balrogs generally don't make a big thing about which stupid
mortal things each which other mortal things. orcs eat hmunsa; and
hmunsa eat chicken? and?
> They also ate the Gaffer, fried with a slice and eggs. From then on,
> fried hobbit, which was generally served as the first meal of the day,
> was affectionately known as "Hamfast", or simply "Ham and eggs".
orkish bed and breakfast is so quaint and charming. but hobbits are
best when served with pipeweed.
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