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Science Fiction » alt.fan.douglas-adams » Sorry for the absence
Sorry for the absence [message #129807] Mi, 14 September 2005 22:55
Fat Sam  
I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.

However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
ridicule once again.....

--
Fat Sam
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #129811 ] Do, 15 September 2005 04:30
Freakstone  
"Fat Sam" <samandjanetknox [at] tessco.net> wrote in message
news:L60We.6428$st1.4392 [at] newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>
> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
> ridicule once again.....

<nasty breathing>

Apology accepted, Captain Needa

</nasty breathing>

--
Fræk
> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #129819 ] Do, 15 September 2005 08:20
John Coxon  
On 14/09/2005 21:55, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of
unreason and Fat Sam spewed up:

> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>
> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
> ridicule once again.....

Excellent, you can play Majikthise in the Froup Production, I think we need
one...

--
John Coxon

Disc space - the final frontier!

Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
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Re: Sorry for the absence [message #129823 ] Do, 15 September 2005 18:02
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
John Coxon wrote:
> On 14/09/2005 21:55, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
> storms of unreason and Fat Sam spewed up:
>
>> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>>
>> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
>> ridicule once again.....
>
>
> Excellent, you can play Majikthise in the Froup Production, I think we
> need one...

Uhm, I think Majikthise was you, John. 'Slightly nterested reader' was
Vroomfondel, and had already said the line you said once...

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/msg/1fb c119557eb3fab?hl=en&

Ah, here's the thing where you were made Majikthise:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/msg/43c 8566393d9cb26?hl=en&

And here is 'Slightly interested reader' volunteering for Vroomfondel
(though he may not do!)

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/msg/a4c c032cc3d8b79e?hl=en&

Fat Sam is Shooty and writes novels in crayon. He should have a long
time to write those novels, since his part probably won't come up this
decade...

Best
Kåre
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #129824 ] Do, 15 September 2005 18:04
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
Fat Sam wrote:
> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>
> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
> ridicule once again.....

Welcome back! I must admit I almost thought you had left us for good...

But then again, they all come back in the end...

Mwuhuhuhuhuhahhahahaaaaaa[42^pi]

Best
Kåre

[42^pi] This manical laughter was brought to you by Evil Masterminds
Inc. All rights reserved.
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #129829 ] Do, 15 September 2005 23:25
Fat Sam  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
> John Coxon wrote:
>> On 14/09/2005 21:55, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
>> storms of unreason and Fat Sam spewed up:
>>
>>> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>>>
>>> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of
>>> everyones ridicule once again.....
>>
>>
>> Excellent, you can play Majikthise in the Froup Production, I think
>> we need one...
>
> Uhm, I think Majikthise was you, John. 'Slightly nterested reader' was
> Vroomfondel, and had already said the line you said once...
>
>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/msg/1fb c119557eb3fab?hl
=en&
>
> Ah, here's the thing where you were made Majikthise:
>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/msg/43c 8566393d9cb26?hl
=en&
>
> And here is 'Slightly interested reader' volunteering for Vroomfondel
> (though he may not do!)
>
>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/msg/a4c c032cc3d8b79e?hl
=en&
>
> Fat Sam is Shooty and writes novels in crayon. He should have a long
> time to write those novels, since his part probably won't come up this
> decade...

Wow.....I've been away all this time, and I still haven't missed my
cue.....LOL.....I was afraid I might have screwed up the whole production by
not being here.....

--
Fat Sam
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #129830 ] Do, 15 September 2005 23:30
spam05  
"Fat Sam" <samandjanetknox [at] tessco.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>> Fat Sam is Shooty and writes novels in crayon. He should have a long
>> time to write those novels, since his part probably won't come up this
>> decade...
>
> Wow.....I've been away all this time, and I still haven't missed my
> cue.....LOL.....I was afraid I might have screwed up the whole production by
> not being here.....

Heh. There might come some F/X or crowd cheering to be done in the
meantime ;o)

Oh and welcome back.

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Great idea. By the time you'll be done you will realize that 40 years
have passed, 386 has been obsolete for a few decades and the end result
is not really that much faster.
-- Wichert Akkerman
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #129831 ] Do, 15 September 2005 23:32
spam05  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> But then again, they all come back in the end...

They do! It happens all the time. For example now!

> Mwuhuhuhuhuhahhahahaaaaaa[42^pi]

> [42^pi] This manical laughter was brought to you by Evil Masterminds
> Inc. All rights reserved.

Are they affiliated with SCC in any way? Somehow I would have expected
them to come up with something like that when researching GPP...

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
A wizard is never late, nor is he too early.
He arrives precisely when he wants to
-- Gandalf
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #135646 ] Mi, 21 September 2005 01:00
John Palmer  
> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>
> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
> ridicule once again.....

You think you've been absent? I've been gone since 1994.

So ... what's new around here?
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #135647 ] Mi, 21 September 2005 01:32
iain  
"John Palmer" <none [at] top35.com> wrote in news:Dv0Ye.7345$0u2.1170962
[at] news20.bellglobal.com:

>> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>>
>> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
>> ridicule once again.....
>
> You think you've been absent? I've been gone since 1994.
>
> So ... what's new around here?

Well, let's see... Douglas Adams stopped posting, and then he died.[1] And
everyone you remember from when you were last here has also gone, except
perhaps for Nemo -- I think he was here that long ago.

--
iain

afda [at] imb.clara.net http://www.zootle.net/afda/
"how can you say that iain is a furyy fpevcg?!" - kristen

[1] This does not necessarily imply any link between these events
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #135648 ] Mi, 21 September 2005 02:03
John Palmer  
>
>>> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>>>
>>> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
>>> ridicule once again.....
>>
>> You think you've been absent? I've been gone since 1994.
>>
>> So ... what's new around here?
>
> Well, let's see... Douglas Adams stopped posting, and then he died.[1] And
> everyone you remember from when you were last here has also gone, except
> perhaps for Nemo -- I think he was here that long ago.
>

Hmm ... well, how dare he stop posting just because he died? God knows we
were all hoping that he was taking a year off dead for tax purposes!!

JrP
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #135650 ] Mi, 21 September 2005 10:25
earthnative  
June 1994 in fact, yes.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/msg/f88 75d854a50b6a2?oe=UTF8&output=gplain

And still here. Oh dear... :)

Mostly lurking now, watching the production, waiting for my turn as
yet-another-bit-part, Bang Bang :)

..../Nemo
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #135652 ] Mi, 21 September 2005 22:53
Fat Sam  
John Palmer wrote:
>> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>>
>> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
>> ridicule once again.....
>
> You think you've been absent? I've been gone since 1994.
>
> So ... what's new around here?

Well, me for a start....At least I was about 6 months ago.....Then I got
upgraded through the various status stages from newbie, through *irregular
without towel*, *regular without towel* and finally arrived at *regular with
towel*.....
Then I had some IT problems and lost my hindernet connection for a while....
Now I've returned, I fear I've probably lost my status, and been defaulted
right back down to the bottom rung again...LOL
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #137777 ] Sa, 24 September 2005 12:37
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
Fat Sam wrote:
> John Palmer wrote:
>
>>>I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>>>
>>>However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
>>>ridicule once again.....
>>
>>You think you've been absent? I've been gone since 1994.
>>
>>So ... what's new around here?
>
>
> Well, me for a start....At least I was about 6 months ago.....Then I got
> upgraded through the various status stages from newbie, through *irregular
> without towel*, *regular without towel* and finally arrived at *regular with
> towel*.....
> Then I had some IT problems and lost my hindernet connection for a while....
> Now I've returned, I fear I've probably lost my status, and been defaulted
> right back down to the bottom rung again...LOL

No no, you've been upgraded to "irregular regular with towel" which is
all any of us can hope for!

Best
Kåre
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #137782 ] Sa, 24 September 2005 13:13
Notifier Deamon  
Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #137785 ] So, 25 September 2005 00:33
Fat Sam  
Kenny Hutchings wrote:
> In article <43352c63$0$175$edfadb0f [at] dtext02.news.tele.dk>,
> news [at] kaarefc.dk says...
>>> Well, me for a start....At least I was about 6 months ago.....Then
>>> I got upgraded through the various status stages from newbie,
>>> through *irregular without towel*, *regular without towel* and
>>> finally arrived at *regular with towel*.....
>>> Then I had some IT problems and lost my hindernet connection for a
>>> while.... Now I've returned, I fear I've probably lost my status,
>>> and been defaulted right back down to the bottom rung again...LOL
>>
>> No no, you've been upgraded to "irregular regular with towel" which
>> is all any of us can hope for!
>>
>
> Well, I don't know. I mean, I've left and returned twice now, so I'm
> "irregular regular with towel twice removed", I think. I'm going to
> get my business card altered:

My brain hurts now
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #137787 ] So, 25 September 2005 01:54
Freakstone  
"Fat Sam" <samandjanetknox [at] tessco.net> wrote in message
news:7vkZe.15382$ws4.1838 [at] newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
>>>> Well, me for a start....At least I was about 6 months ago.....Then
>>>> I got upgraded through the various status stages from newbie,
>>>> through *irregular without towel*, *regular without towel* and
>>>> finally arrived at *regular with towel*.....
>>>> Then I had some IT problems and lost my hindernet connection for a
>>>> while.... Now I've returned, I fear I've probably lost my status,
>>>> and been defaulted right back down to the bottom rung again...LOL
>>> No no, you've been upgraded to "irregular regular with towel" which
>>> is all any of us can hope for!
>> Well, I don't know. I mean, I've left and returned twice now, so I'm
>> "irregular regular with towel twice removed", I think. I'm going to
>> get my business card altered:
> My brain hurts now

It's a normal state of affairs when talking to Kenny, I think his brain must
be too highly trained. :)

--
Fræk
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #137791 ] So, 25 September 2005 13:13
John Palmer  
It was nice to be quasi-missed though.

Now, I must go retrieve my towel from one of my 2 infant children.

JrP
<earthnative [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1127291116.043821.105420 [at] z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> June 1994 in fact, yes.
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/msg/f88 75d854a50b6a2?oe=UTF8&output=gplain
>
> And still here. Oh dear... :)
>
> Mostly lurking now, watching the production, waiting for my turn as
> yet-another-bit-part, Bang Bang :)
>
> .../Nemo
>
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #137802 ] Mo, 26 September 2005 04:11
Freakstone  
"John Palmer" <none [at] top35.com> wrote in message
news:3DvZe.31$cq2.3465 [at] news20.bellglobal.com...
> It was nice to be quasi-missed though.
>
> Now, I must go retrieve my towel from one of my 2 infant children.

Good that they know where your towel is, at least. :)

--
Fræk
> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #139207 ] Mo, 26 September 2005 19:06
John Palmer  
Infants seem to be born with the notion that towels are a good thing.

We, as adults have to re-learn such a concept.

Then again, infants also understand the benefits of an afternoon nap.

JrP

"Freakstone" <cfreestone [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3pp3nqFbdoo0U2 [at] individual.net...
> "John Palmer" <none [at] top35.com> wrote in message
> news:3DvZe.31$cq2.3465 [at] news20.bellglobal.com...
>> It was nice to be quasi-missed though.
>>
>> Now, I must go retrieve my towel from one of my 2 infant children.
>
> Good that they know where your towel is, at least. :)
>
> --
> Fræk
>> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
> 0 rows returned
>
Re: Sorry for the absence [message #150480 ] Mo, 17 Oktober 2005 00:25
spam05  
"Fat Sam" <samandjanetknox [at] tessco.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> John Palmer wrote:
>>> I've been offline for a while due to IT and address related issues.
>>>
>>> However, I'm back again, and I'm ready to bear the brunt of everyones
>>> ridicule once again.....
>>
>> You think you've been absent? I've been gone since 1994.
>>
>> So ... what's new around here?
>
> Well, me for a start....At least I was about 6 months ago.....Then I got
> upgraded through the various status stages from newbie, through *irregular
> without towel*, *regular without towel* and finally arrived at *regular with
> towel*.....

I know the feeling.

> Then I had some IT problems and lost my hindernet connection for a while....
> Now I've returned, I fear I've probably lost my status, and been defaulted
> right back down to the bottom rung again...LOL

Hey, who put you back?

I guess I am new too. I have been here for 1½ year. I guess the fact
that I still count my time here in half years...

Oh, if you have been absent since 1994 Kaare is probably new too
though I still see him as one of the ancient ones ;o)

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
I'm a bastard. I have absolutely no clue why people can ever think
otherwise. Yet they do. People think I'm a nice guy, and the fact is
that I'm a scheming, conniving bastard who doesn't care for any hurt
feelings or lost hours of work if it just results in what I consider
to be a better system.
- Linus Torvalds
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Re: Sorry for the absence [message #150481 ] Mo, 17 Oktober 2005 00:27
spam05  
Kenny Hutchings <askmenicely [at] dodgeit.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> In article <43352c63$0$175$edfadb0f [at] dtext02.news.tele.dk>,
> news [at] kaarefc.dk says...
>> > Well, me for a start....At least I was about 6 months ago.....Then I got
>> > upgraded through the various status stages from newbie, through *irregular
>> > without towel*, *regular without towel* and finally arrived at *regular with
>> > towel*.....
>> > Then I had some IT problems and lost my hindernet connection for a while....
>> > Now I've returned, I fear I've probably lost my status, and been defaulted
>> > right back down to the bottom rung again...LOL
>>
>> No no, you've been upgraded to "irregular regular with towel" which is
>> all any of us can hope for!
>>
>
> Well, I don't know. I mean, I've left and returned twice now, so I'm
> "irregular regular with towel twice removed", I think. I'm going to get
> my business card altered:
>
> S.K.Hutchings BSc (Hons) IRWTTR (afda)
> Associate Troublemaker

Whoa! You have a business card! How I wish I had one too...

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
To alcohol!
The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!
-- Homer Simpson
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