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Science Fiction » alt.startrek » Beam Me Up Scotty
Beam Me Up Scotty [message #85974] Mi, 20 Juli 2005 20:07
Bill Shatner of the B  
Kirk- Scotty, beam me up!
Scotty- I can't captain I'm dead!
Kirk- Then I will drink your scotch fuck your wife and murder my wife.
Scotty- Not again captain. How many wives are you going to murder captain?
Re: Beam Me Up Scotty [message #86045 ] Do, 21 Juli 2005 14:50
score-pion  
"Bill Shatner of the Borg" <IWasAssimilated [at] JTK.com> wrote in message
news:42de92a3$1_1 [at] x-privat.org...
> Kirk- Scotty, beam me up!
> Scotty- I can't captain I'm dead!
> Kirk- Then I will drink your scotch fuck your wife and murder my wife.
> Scotty- Not again captain. How many wives are you going to murder captain?
>

I thought I told you to wait in the car....
Re: Beam Me Up Scotty [message #86107 ] Fr, 22 Juli 2005 04:50
Glassman  
"Bill Shatner of the Borg" <IWasAssimilated [at] JTK.com> wrote in message
news:42de92a3$1_1 [at] x-privat.org...
> Kirk- Scotty, beam me up!
> Scotty- I can't captain I'm dead!
> Kirk- Then I will drink your scotch fuck your wife and murder my wife.
> Scotty- Not again captain. How many wives are you going to murder captain?
>
>

That's foul, nasty, politically incorrect, and very funny!

--
JK Sinrod
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Re: Beam Me Up Scotty [message #88281 ] Fr, 22 Juli 2005 19:32
Captain Kundalini  
"Bill Shatner of the Borg" <IWasAssimilated [at] JTK.com> wrote in message
news:42de92a3$1_1 [at] x-privat.org...
> Kirk- Scotty, beam me up!
> Scotty- I can't captain I'm dead!
> Kirk- Then I will drink your scotch fuck your wife and murder my wife.
> Scotty- Not again captain. How many wives are you going to murder captain?
>
>

Not funny, you sick fuck!
Re: Beam Me Up Scotty [message #88346 ] So, 24 Juli 2005 18:28
lol  
Bill Shatner of the Borg wrote:

> Kirk- Scotty, beam me up!
> Scotty- I can't captain I'm dead!
> Kirk- Then I will drink your scotch fuck your wife and murder my wife.
> Scotty- Not again captain. How many wives are you going to murder captain?
>
>
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public yet again! FM...
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