| Poll [message #298139] |
So, 09 Juli 2006 05:30 |
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Should Galadriel marry Feanor or Celeborn?
Should Middle-earth be ruled by Aragorn or Sauron?
Did Balrogs have pointed wings, or pointless ones?
Call 1-900-0RIPOFF and vote now!
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| Re: Poll [message #298141 ] |
So, 09 Juli 2006 14:10 |
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Pseudonymus al-Faqha'ter III wrote:
> Should Galadriel marry Feanor or Celeborn?
I think Feanor should marry Celeborn. That'd be awesome!
> Should Middle-earth be ruled by Aragorn or Sauron?
Neither. It should be an anarchistic paradise.
> Did Balrogs have pointed wings, or pointless ones?
I think you made your point.
T.
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| Re: Poll [message #298152 ] |
So, 09 Juli 2006 23:59 |
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Pseudonymus al-Faqha'ter III wrote:
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> Should Galadriel marry Feanor or Celeborn?
This question reflects the general Quendi-centricism of these=20
newsgroups. Why, indeed, are these questions always about elves, with=20
the occasional reference to dwarves? Why, in particular, do Balrogs go=20
unnoticed? Why is the question not: Who should *%$# [at] =A3 have wogahed,=20
*&^=A3$ [at] # or #~ [at] =A3$%*=A3 ? Are these lovers unworthy of consideration=20
merely by reason of being Balrogs? Will this age-old persecution of my=20
people never end?
> Should Middle-earth be ruled by Aragorn or Sauron?
I believe Middle-Earth would be best governed under the Balrog system=20
of government. =20
Coincidentally, the Valaraukar Institute recently published a treatise=20
detailing the benefits of this system, which we distribute at=20
absolutely no charge to all who make a small contribution to the=20
Institute's coffers. We are currently also offering all contributors a=20
special-edition compact disc of the beautiful opera "Don Valarauko",=20
with none less than the famous balrog baritone Gashklietsky Gashov=20
singing the title role. An offer not to be missed!
> Did Balrogs have pointed wings, or pointless ones?
Leaf-shaped.
regards,
Cadwalader Balrog-Humphries
Acting Director, The Valaraukar Institute
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| Re: Poll [message #298159 ] |
Mo, 10 Juli 2006 03:23 |
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Cadwalader Balrog-Humphries wrote:
> Pseudonymus al-Faqha'ter III wrote:
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> > Should Middle-earth be ruled by Aragorn or Sauron?
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> I believe Middle-Earth would be best governed under the Balrog system
> of government.
rogsylvania is a perfect democracy, since all 425 citizens participate
directly in gov't.
we have begun counting slaves and snacks in censuses as part of our
adoption of modern management techniques.
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| Re: Poll [message #298163 ] |
Mo, 10 Juli 2006 11:23 |
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Cadwalader Balrog-Humphries wrote:
> This question reflects the general Quendi-centricism of these
> newsgroups. Why, indeed, are these questions always about elves, with
> the occasional reference to dwarves? Why, in particular, do Balrogs go
> unnoticed? Why is the question not: Who should *%$# [at] £ have wogahed,
> *&^£$ [at] # or #~ [at] £$%*£ ? Are these lovers unworthy of consideration
> merely by reason of being Balrogs? Will this age-old persecution of my
> people never end?
I like to read about the love lives of Balrogs because
I think they're hot.
-- FotW
Reality is for those who cannot cope with Middle-earth.
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| Re: Poll [message #298166 ] |
Mo, 10 Juli 2006 19:10 |
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Count Menelvagor wrote:
> rogsylvania is a perfect democracy, since all 425 citizens participate
> directly in gov't.
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> we have begun counting slaves and snacks in censuses as part of our
> adoption of modern management techniques.
How do you tell the difference between slaves & snacks?
--
derek
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| Re: Poll [message #298173 ] |
Mo, 10 Juli 2006 22:14 |
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Derek Broughton wrote:
> Count Menelvagor wrote:
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> > rogsylvania is a perfect democracy, since all 425 citizens participate
> > directly in gov't.
> >
> > we have begun counting slaves and snacks in censuses as part of our
> > adoption of modern management techniques.
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> How do you tell the difference between slaves & snacks?
there's no hard and fast rule, but generally mortals are counted as
snacks, so long as they're edible.
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| Re: Poll [message #298174 ] |
Mo, 10 Juli 2006 22:16 |
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Flame of the West wrote:
> Cadwalader Balrog-Humphries wrote:
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> > This question reflects the general Quendi-centricism of these
> > newsgroups. Why, indeed, are these questions always about elves, with
> > the occasional reference to dwarves? Why, in particular, do Balrogs go
> > unnoticed? Why is the question not: Who should *%$# [at] =A3 have wogahed,
> > *&^=A3$ [at] # or #~ [at] =A3$%*=A3 ? Are these lovers unworthy of consideration
> > merely by reason of being Balrogs? Will this age-old persecution of my
> > people never end?
>
> I like to read about the love lives of Balrogs because
> I think they're hot.
oh, balrog wogah gives a new meaning to the word "fiery."
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| Re: Poll [message #298183 ] |
Di, 11 Juli 2006 11:58 |
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Flame of the West wrote:
> I like to read about the love lives of Balrogs because
> I think they're hot.
they'll turn into slimeballs and leave you the morning after, though.
--
tamf. TEUNC. lullaby.
Three Things I Do Not Understand: 1. Swahili 2. Whales 3. Squirrels
(Celaeno)
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| Re: Poll [message #300381 ] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 01:12 |
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Count Menelvagor wrote:
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> oh, balrog wogah gives a new meaning to the word "fiery."
You are lying, as always. My advisor, Dr. Koxe-Oxe of Dorpat, has
advised me that you simply cannot be Danish. Your way of speaking so
irresponsibly about cute little dogs with big pointy teeth is proof
enough, if the imprints if your feet in my garden were not enough. You
are simply a fraud, sir! The milkmaid saw you steal her stash of
contraceptives, and we all know what happened after that. You made
Flame of the West pregnant. Wilfully.
Horus Engels (she was )
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| Re: Poll [message #300385 ] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 04:35 |
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hengels [at] swirve.com wrote:
> Count Menelvagor wrote:
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> <snip>
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> > oh, balrog wogah gives a new meaning to the word "fiery."
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> You are lying, as always. My advisor, Dr. Koxe-Oxe of Dorpat, has
> advised me that you simply cannot be Danish. Your way of speaking so
> irresponsibly about cute little dogs with big pointy teeth is proof
> enough, if the imprints if your feet in my garden were not enough. You
> are simply a fraud, sir! The milkmaid saw you steal her stash of
> contraceptives, and we all know what happened after that. You made
> Flame of the West pregnant. Wilfully.
Dude, you tell it like it is. Preach!
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