| I want to eat Avril Lavigne !!! [message #174913] |
Mo, 28 November 2005 11:48 |
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I'm a cannibal and Avril Lavigne looks VERY EDIBLE and it's time to
harvest this succulent piggy.
Should I roast her on a spit, cook her in an oven, boil her in a pot or
butcher her for parts?
What do you think?
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| Re: I want to eat Avril Lavigne !!! [message #177195 ] |
Mo, 28 November 2005 14:34 |
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slow roasted over a fire on a spit, and plenty of oil injected in her
breasts, this keeps them from shrinking, and plenty of spiced oil
brushed over her,
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| Re: I want to eat Avril Lavigne !!! [message #177196 ] |
Mi, 30 November 2005 05:39 |
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Send her to New Zealand. My tribe is hungry and we know how to cook
humans!
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| Re: I want to eat Avril Lavigne !!! [message #184649 ] |
Sa, 10 Dezember 2005 09:58 |
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| Re: I want to eat Avril Lavigne !!! [message #184650 ] |
Mi, 14 Dezember 2005 05:01 |
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Eliot Coweye wrote:
> I'm a cannibal and Avril Lavigne looks VERY EDIBLE and it's time to
> harvest this succulent piggy.
> Should I roast her on a spit, cook her in an oven, boil her in a pot or
> butcher her for parts?
> What do you think?
Even cannibalism is less repugnant than pedophilia! Please describe to
us how human flesh tastes.
I heard it tastes similar to pork, this explains the name "longpig" for
human meat.
Speaking of Avril Lavinge, she's young and should taste very good.
Fatten her up for two weeks, roast her and she should taste very good.
I'd love to taste a piece of her.
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| Re: I want to eat Avril Lavigne !!! [message #184651 ] |
Mi, 14 Dezember 2005 23:21 |
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On 13 Dec 2005 20:01:18 -0800, "Marcel Hagen"
<aero_intellect [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
>Eliot Coweye wrote:
>> I'm a cannibal and Avril Lavigne looks VERY EDIBLE and it's time to
>> harvest this succulent piggy.
>
>> Should I roast her on a spit, cook her in an oven, boil her in a pot or
>> butcher her for parts?
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>
>> What do you think?
>
>Even cannibalism is less repugnant than pedophilia!
This is true, though I would question the mental stability of anyone
who would desire to consume human flesh.
Ever wish you were a telecaster for just a few moments?
http://www.atpictures.com/display.php?g=avril&img=279897 9_Avril_Wargo.jpg
"The anus is so etched onto the minds of homosexuals that even mental illness does not prevent them from focusing on it." -- Erik Holland
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| Re: I want to eat Avril Lavigne !!! [message #207975 ] |
Mi, 25 Januar 2006 14:19 |
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I cant believe I am even adding my two cents...
I think everyone is weird for contemplating this at all but I cant deny...
if I HAD to eat flesh, I think hers would be best.
But I would starve rather than harm her... so when it comes to eating...
Her own words come to mind "I wanna see you go down... on me."
and this way we both enjoy the feast.
"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator [at] lycos.com> wrote in message
news:1133174905.272219.272270 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> I'm a cannibal and Avril Lavigne looks VERY EDIBLE and it's time to
> harvest this succulent piggy.
>
> Should I roast her on a spit, cook her in an oven, boil her in a pot or
> butcher her for parts?
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> What do you think?
>
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| Re: I want to eat Avril Lavigne !!! [message #215662 ] |
Di, 31 Januar 2006 05:07 |
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hey u eater
i think it would be better to eat a fat person
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