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Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming [message #166015] Do, 17 November 2005 03:48
Per Sapientiam Non Fe  
Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming

10/6/2005

Author says that would be reprehensible, but still a tough call.

EWM - (October 6, 2005) The scientific community was stunned today when
famed French geophysicist Jacques Revanche published a study that
concludes euthanizing right-wing talk show hosts would solve the global
warming problem.

The report sparked a firestorm of controversy across the nation’s
airwaves, even as Revanche sought to downplay its findings. “It’s true
that if you wanted to stop global warming, you could, if that were your
sole purpose, you could euthanize every right-wing talk show host in this
country, and the global temperature would go down. That would be an
impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your
temperature would go down.”

To gather data for the study, Revanche sneaked into talk show studios
variously disguised as a plumber, hair stylist and, in the case of Bill
O’Reilly, a falafel delivery boy. He then captured air samples in the
vicinity of the hosts and subjected them to rigorous testing.

The results varied widely. For example, Rush Limbaugh’s breath was found
to be the pollution equivalent of an 18-ton garbage truck while Michael
Savage’s sample scored just below a battery-powered dildo.

The project was not without its setbacks, the data had to be reworked
when it was discovered that Fox anchor John Gibson has no cellular
activity and was reclassified as “undead.”

Upon learning of the study, conservative talking heads went into
apoplexy. Sean Hannity became so enraged when co-host Alan Colmes
suggested that right-wing punditry was responsible for Hurricane Katrina,
he lifted him by the throat and gave him a category five wedgie.

But not everyone dismissed the idea. Senator Hillary Clinton suggested
that the conservative broadcasters volunteer to be “put down.” In a
speech on the Senate floor, Clinton asked, “how much do they love their
country? This is an opportunity for a vast right wing conspiracy to save
America and the planet. We should reach out to them with our thoughts,
prayers and a loaded revolver.”

Meanwhile, the Christian evangelical community, which was conspicuously
silent after Republican lackey turned talk show host Bill Bennett made
similar remarks regarding aborting all black babies, went into full howl
in defense of the right-wing pundits. CBN President Pat Robertson went
the farthest saying he would get the CIA to “take Revanche out.”
--
Pretty Good Pimp

http://www.bedoper.com
Re: Study: BURNING YOUR MONEY would create a World Safe for Socialism. [message #166020 ] Do, 17 November 2005 04:59
ExPresident  
http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/12/02/france.cash.r eut/
PARIS, France (Reuters) -- A Frenchman who burned his life savings
to a cinder before swallowing two bottles of pills is facing life with an
empty bank account after neighbors foiled his suicide attempt.


http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/111752.jpg
Long term forecast for France.

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A World Safe For Socialism
Re: Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming [message #166021 ] Do, 17 November 2005 05:00
James  
LOL Good one but if you euthanized the left wing pundits, global warming
would not be an issue at all.



"PGP" <KILLFILEjasonzc [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710D3A69E1F512345666 [at] 207.14.113.17...
>
> Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming
>
> 10/6/2005
>
> Author says that would be reprehensible, but still a tough call.
>
> EWM - (October 6, 2005) The scientific community was stunned today when
> famed French geophysicist Jacques Revanche published a study that
> concludes euthanizing right-wing talk show hosts would solve the global
> warming problem.
>
> The report sparked a firestorm of controversy across the nation’s
> airwaves, even as Revanche sought to downplay its findings. “It’s true
> that if you wanted to stop global warming, you could, if that were your
> sole purpose, you could euthanize every right-wing talk show host in this
> country, and the global temperature would go down. That would be an
> impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your
> temperature would go down.”
>
> To gather data for the study, Revanche sneaked into talk show studios
> variously disguised as a plumber, hair stylist and, in the case of Bill
> O’Reilly, a falafel delivery boy. He then captured air samples in the
> vicinity of the hosts and subjected them to rigorous testing.
>
> The results varied widely. For example, Rush Limbaugh’s breath was found
> to be the pollution equivalent of an 18-ton garbage truck while Michael
> Savage’s sample scored just below a battery-powered dildo.
>
> The project was not without its setbacks, the data had to be reworked
> when it was discovered that Fox anchor John Gibson has no cellular
> activity and was reclassified as “undead.”
>
> Upon learning of the study, conservative talking heads went into
> apoplexy. Sean Hannity became so enraged when co-host Alan Colmes
> suggested that right-wing punditry was responsible for Hurricane Katrina,
> he lifted him by the throat and gave him a category five wedgie.
>
> But not everyone dismissed the idea. Senator Hillary Clinton suggested
> that the conservative broadcasters volunteer to be “put down.” In a
> speech on the Senate floor, Clinton asked, “how much do they love their
> country? This is an opportunity for a vast right wing conspiracy to save
> America and the planet. We should reach out to them with our thoughts,
> prayers and a loaded revolver.”
>
> Meanwhile, the Christian evangelical community, which was conspicuously
> silent after Republican lackey turned talk show host Bill Bennett made
> similar remarks regarding aborting all black babies, went into full howl
> in defense of the right-wing pundits. CBN President Pat Robertson went
> the farthest saying he would get the CIA to “take Revanche out.”
> --
> Pretty Good Pimp
>
> http://www.bedoper.com
PROOF THAT LIBERALS HATE MANKIND & AMERICA TOO ==> Study: Euthanizing Right- [message #166028 ] Do, 17 November 2005 11:58
Gandalf Grey  
On 17 Nov 2005 02:48:42 GMT, PGP <KILLFILEjasonzc [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming
>
>10/6/2005
>
>Author says that would be reprehensible, but still a tough call.
>
>EWM - (October 6, 2005) The scientific community was stunned today when
>famed French geophysicist Jacques Revanche published a study that
>concludes euthanizing right-wing talk show hosts would solve the global
>warming problem.
>
>The report sparked a firestorm of controversy across the nation’s
>airwaves, even as Revanche sought to downplay its findings. “It’s true
>that if you wanted to stop global warming, you could, if that were your
>sole purpose, you could euthanize every right-wing talk show host in this
>country, and the global temperature would go down. That would be an
>impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your
>temperature would go down.”
>
>To gather data for the study, Revanche sneaked into talk show studios
>variously disguised as a plumber, hair stylist and, in the case of Bill
>O’Reilly, a falafel delivery boy. He then captured air samples in the
>vicinity of the hosts and subjected them to rigorous testing.
>
>The results varied widely. For example, Rush Limbaugh’s breath was found
>to be the pollution equivalent of an 18-ton garbage truck while Michael
>Savage’s sample scored just below a battery-powered dildo.
>
>The project was not without its setbacks, the data had to be reworked
>when it was discovered that Fox anchor John Gibson has no cellular
>activity and was reclassified as “undead.”
>
>Upon learning of the study, conservative talking heads went into
>apoplexy. Sean Hannity became so enraged when co-host Alan Colmes
>suggested that right-wing punditry was responsible for Hurricane Katrina,
>he lifted him by the throat and gave him a category five wedgie.
>
>But not everyone dismissed the idea. Senator Hillary Clinton suggested
>that the conservative broadcasters volunteer to be “put down.” In a
>speech on the Senate floor, Clinton asked, “how much do they love their
>country? This is an opportunity for a vast right wing conspiracy to save
>America and the planet. We should reach out to them with our thoughts,
>prayers and a loaded revolver.”
>
>Meanwhile, the Christian evangelical community, which was conspicuously
>silent after Republican lackey turned talk show host Bill Bennett made
>similar remarks regarding aborting all black babies, went into full howl
>in defense of the right-wing pundits. CBN President Pat Robertson went
>the farthest saying he would get the CIA to “take Revanche out.”
Study: who needs money when you really don't own your propert? Study: BURNING YOUR MONEY would creat [message #166029 ] Do, 17 November 2005 13:18
laugher  
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/26/60minutes/main5753 43.shtml

http://reason.com/0302/fe.ss.wrecking.shtml

http://www.ij.org/private_property/connecticut/
Re: Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming [message #166038 ] Do, 17 November 2005 18:25
Numan  
"PGP" <KILLFILEjasonzc [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710D3A69E1F512345666 [at] 207.14.113.17...
>
> Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming
>
> 10/6/2005
>
> Author says that would be reprehensible, but still a tough call.
>
> EWM - (October 6, 2005) The scientific community was stunned today when
> famed French geophysicist Jacques Revanche published a study that
> concludes euthanizing right-wing talk show hosts would solve the global
> warming problem.
>
> The report sparked a firestorm of controversy across the nation's
> airwaves, even as Revanche sought to downplay its findings. "It's true
> that if you wanted to stop global warming, you could, if that were your
> sole purpose, you could euthanize every right-wing talk show host in this
> country, and the global temperature would go down. That would be an
> impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your
> temperature would go down."
>
> To gather data for the study, Revanche sneaked into talk show studios
> variously disguised as a plumber, hair stylist and, in the case of Bill
> O'Reilly, a falafel delivery boy. He then captured air samples in the
> vicinity of the hosts and subjected them to rigorous testing.
>
> The results varied widely. For example, Rush Limbaugh's breath was found
> to be the pollution equivalent of an 18-ton garbage truck while Michael
> Savage's sample scored just below a battery-powered dildo.
>
> The project was not without its setbacks, the data had to be reworked
> when it was discovered that Fox anchor John Gibson has no cellular
> activity and was reclassified as "undead."
>
> Upon learning of the study, conservative talking heads went into
> apoplexy. Sean Hannity became so enraged when co-host Alan Colmes
> suggested that right-wing punditry was responsible for Hurricane Katrina,
> he lifted him by the throat and gave him a category five wedgie.
>
> But not everyone dismissed the idea. Senator Hillary Clinton suggested
> that the conservative broadcasters volunteer to be "put down." In a
> speech on the Senate floor, Clinton asked, "how much do they love their
> country? This is an opportunity for a vast right wing conspiracy to save
> America and the planet. We should reach out to them with our thoughts,
> prayers and a loaded revolver."
>
> Meanwhile, the Christian evangelical community, which was conspicuously
> silent after Republican lackey turned talk show host Bill Bennett made
> similar remarks regarding aborting all black babies, went into full howl
> in defense of the right-wing pundits. CBN President Pat Robertson went
> the farthest saying he would get the CIA to "take Revanche out."
> --
> Pretty Good Pimp
>
> http://www.bedoper.com

This is a Star Trek Newsgroup Asshole. We don't need your shit here.
James is the King of Alt.Startrek [message #166046 ] Fr, 18 November 2005 00:29
Per Sapientiam Non Fe  
"Numan" <tbrdmann [at] sbcglobal.net> wrote in
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>
> "PGP" <KILLFILEjasonzc [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9710D3A69E1F512345666 [at] 207.14.113.17...
>>
>> Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming
>>
>> 10/6/2005
>>
>> Author says that would be reprehensible, but still a tough call.
>>
>> EWM - (October 6, 2005) The scientific community was stunned today
>> when famed French geophysicist Jacques Revanche published a study
>> that concludes euthanizing right-wing talk show hosts would solve the
>> global warming problem.
>>
>> The report sparked a firestorm of controversy across the nation's
>> airwaves, even as Revanche sought to downplay its findings. "It's
>> true that if you wanted to stop global warming, you could, if that
>> were your sole purpose, you could euthanize every right-wing talk
>> show host in this country, and the global temperature would go down.
>> That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible
>> thing to do, but your temperature would go down."
>>
>> To gather data for the study, Revanche sneaked into talk show studios
>> variously disguised as a plumber, hair stylist and, in the case of
>> Bill O'Reilly, a falafel delivery boy. He then captured air samples
>> in the vicinity of the hosts and subjected them to rigorous testing.
>>
>> The results varied widely. For example, Rush Limbaugh's breath was
>> found to be the pollution equivalent of an 18-ton garbage truck while
>> Michael Savage's sample scored just below a battery-powered dildo.
>>
>> The project was not without its setbacks, the data had to be reworked
>> when it was discovered that Fox anchor John Gibson has no cellular
>> activity and was reclassified as "undead."
>>
>> Upon learning of the study, conservative talking heads went into
>> apoplexy. Sean Hannity became so enraged when co-host Alan Colmes
>> suggested that right-wing punditry was responsible for Hurricane
>> Katrina, he lifted him by the throat and gave him a category five
>> wedgie.
>>
>> But not everyone dismissed the idea. Senator Hillary Clinton
>> suggested that the conservative broadcasters volunteer to be "put
>> down." In a speech on the Senate floor, Clinton asked, "how much do
>> they love their country? This is an opportunity for a vast right wing
>> conspiracy to save America and the planet. We should reach out to
>> them with our thoughts, prayers and a loaded revolver."
>>
>> Meanwhile, the Christian evangelical community, which was
>> conspicuously silent after Republican lackey turned talk show host
>> Bill Bennett made similar remarks regarding aborting all black
>> babies, went into full howl in defense of the right-wing pundits. CBN
>> President Pat Robertson went the farthest saying he would get the CIA
>> to "take Revanche out." --
>> Pretty Good Pimp
>>
>> http://www.bedoper.com
>
> This is a Star Trek Newsgroup Asshole. We don't need your shit here.

Uhura was a 'ho.

--
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Re: James is the King of Alt.Startrek [message #166079 ] Fr, 18 November 2005 11:57
Missing Person  
On 17 Nov 2005 23:29:26 GMT PGP <KILLFILEjasonzc [at] yahoo.com> wrote in
Message id: <Xns9711B1E05A84412345666 [at] 207.14.113.17>:

>"Numan" <tbrdmann [at] sbcglobal.net> wrote in
>news:U13ff.30529$6e1.20022 [at] newssvr14.news.prodigy.com:
>
>>
>> "PGP" <KILLFILEjasonzc [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9710D3A69E1F512345666 [at] 207.14.113.17...
>>>
>>> Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming
>>>
>>> 10/6/2005
>>>
>>> Author says that would be reprehensible, but still a tough call.
>>>
>>> EWM - (October 6, 2005) The scientific community was stunned today
>>> when famed French geophysicist Jacques Revanche published a study
>>> that concludes euthanizing right-wing talk show hosts would solve the
>>> global warming problem.
>>>
>>> The report sparked a firestorm of controversy across the nation's
>>> airwaves, even as Revanche sought to downplay its findings. "It's
>>> true that if you wanted to stop global warming, you could, if that
>>> were your sole purpose, you could euthanize every right-wing talk
>>> show host in this country, and the global temperature would go down.
>>> That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible
>>> thing to do, but your temperature would go down."
>>>
>>> To gather data for the study, Revanche sneaked into talk show studios
>>> variously disguised as a plumber, hair stylist and, in the case of
>>> Bill O'Reilly, a falafel delivery boy. He then captured air samples
>>> in the vicinity of the hosts and subjected them to rigorous testing.
>>>
>>> The results varied widely. For example, Rush Limbaugh's breath was
>>> found to be the pollution equivalent of an 18-ton garbage truck while
>>> Michael Savage's sample scored just below a battery-powered dildo.
>>>
>>> The project was not without its setbacks, the data had to be reworked
>>> when it was discovered that Fox anchor John Gibson has no cellular
>>> activity and was reclassified as "undead."
>>>
>>> Upon learning of the study, conservative talking heads went into
>>> apoplexy. Sean Hannity became so enraged when co-host Alan Colmes
>>> suggested that right-wing punditry was responsible for Hurricane
>>> Katrina, he lifted him by the throat and gave him a category five
>>> wedgie.
>>>
>>> But not everyone dismissed the idea. Senator Hillary Clinton
>>> suggested that the conservative broadcasters volunteer to be "put
>>> down." In a speech on the Senate floor, Clinton asked, "how much do
>>> they love their country? This is an opportunity for a vast right wing
>>> conspiracy to save America and the planet. We should reach out to
>>> them with our thoughts, prayers and a loaded revolver."
>>>
>>> Meanwhile, the Christian evangelical community, which was
>>> conspicuously silent after Republican lackey turned talk show host
>>> Bill Bennett made similar remarks regarding aborting all black
>>> babies, went into full howl in defense of the right-wing pundits. CBN
>>> President Pat Robertson went the farthest saying he would get the CIA
>>> to "take Revanche out." --
>>> Pretty Good Pimp
>>>
>>> http://www.bedoper.com
>>
>> This is a Star Trek Newsgroup Asshole. We don't need your shit here.
>
>Uhura was a 'ho.

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