| Mr. Sulu's Love Poetry [message #163608] |
Do, 10 November 2005 19:50 |
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Sometimes I think about Captain Kirk
And why he was often so much of a jerk
But I think of the time his lips pressed against mine
As I pushed the engines past warp nine
Mr. Scotty screamed out,"the engines, they've blown"
As the Captain plunged into my depths unknown
Mr. Spock was on the floor screaming out "affirmative"
As the Captain and I DP'ed that firm bod of his
Then Spock's body went erect, it stiffened like lead in him
And the Doctor bent over and announced "he's dead Jim".
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| Re: Mr. Sulu's Love Poetry [message #165931 ] |
Fr, 11 November 2005 16:49 |
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Expanded and revised version...
Sometimes I think about Captain Kirk
And why he was often so much of a jerk
But then I think of the time
His lips pressed against mine
As I pushed the engines past warp nine
Mr. Scotty bellowed out, "the engines, they've blown"
As the Captain plunged into my depths unknown
Mr. Spock was on the floor yelling out "affirmative"
As Scotty and I fallated that firm rod of his
So we moved on to Chekov with his cute little accent
Mr. Scotty and I, we gave it good to him in the back-end
It was at that moment that I looked at the view screen
To see Mr. Kahn, who had been watching us un-seen
His shirt was wide open, I thought I would pass
I forgot for the moment that I was pounding Chekoff's ass
Then Chekov's body went erect, he stiffened like lead in him
And the Doctor bent over and pronounced "he's dead Jim".
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| Re: Mr. Sulu's Love Poetry [message #165932 ] |
Fr, 11 November 2005 17:18 |
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<edreynolds [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1131724173.258538.94680 [at] f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Expanded and revised version...
As if the first one wasn't bad enough....
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Qapla'
Kweeg
Ten of Canadian Clubs in the Eeeevil Trek Cabal
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