| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #66496 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 09:23 |
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Stan Jensen wrote:
> Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
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> Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> night light.
The Republic Senate passes an amendment to ban flag burning.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #66498 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 10:09 |
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Stan Jensen wrote:
> Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
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> Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> night light.
The Empire gives tax breaks to oil drillers.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #66994 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 12:21 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42BBB3AD.FAA01551 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42BA6E4B.C4701881 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> > > Stan Jensen wrote:
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> > > > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
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> > > > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > > > night light.
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> > > Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
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> > > The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
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> > Sounds like they don't know what they're Darwin!
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> Republic Senators accuse Palpatine of getting caught in a quagmire.
>
Did he get that name from going around feeling teenagers?
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #67096 ] |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
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>>Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
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>The Empire gives tax breaks to oil drillers.
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The Republic Patriot Act makes secret Jedi missions more difficult b/c
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #103118 ] |
Di, 09 August 2005 05:49 |
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Tim Bruening <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>Republic prison guards are accused of stacking naked prisoners in
>pyramids, putting leashes on them, and making them stand on boxes with
>electrodes attached.
All enemy combatants are droids. They're already naked. And seldom
taken prisoner.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #103119 ] |
Di, 09 August 2005 05:50 |
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"nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote:
>Spell him with a capital or he'll make you itch for all eternity!
That goes for pronouns, too.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #103127 ] |
Di, 09 August 2005 14:08 |
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"Todd" <noone [at] nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:8s9gf1p7ls63mjaqlsu1a24d3r1dde4nr4 [at] 4ax.com...
> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
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> >Republic prison guards are accused of stacking naked prisoners in
> >pyramids, putting leashes on them, and making them stand on boxes with
> >electrodes attached.
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> All enemy combatants are droids. They're already naked. And seldom
> taken prisoner.
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Big blocks of stone are better for making pyramids - otherwise when they get
too tall they collapse in a big, squidgy, bloody mess!
Praps that's what happened to the piggy face of that allegedly female US
soldier - a pile of them collapsed on her head!
Saw a bunch of Moslem youngsters playing football up Regent's Park yesterday
and shouting out "Allah" and "Allah hwwakhbah" (excuse the phonetic
spelling) to each other in their excitement when they successfully passed
the ball or scored a goal.
It was a nice sunny evening and it was very nice to hear those expressions
being used under such happy circumstances.
The horrible nasty little fundamentalists would loathed the way they were
enjoying themselves!
One of them has already run away to Lebanon because he's frightened of being
charged with treason over here! Coward!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4133150.stm
He's still going "Boo!" at the camera!
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #106796 ] |
Di, 09 August 2005 20:49 |
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #106797 ] |
Di, 09 August 2005 20:50 |
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #147772 ] |
Do, 13 Oktober 2005 10:30 |
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"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Aug 2005 20:49:38 -0700, Todd <noone [at] nowhere.com> found these
> unused words floating about:
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> >Tim Bruening <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
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> >>Republic prison guards are accused of stacking naked prisoners in
> >>pyramids, putting leashes on them, and making them stand on boxes with
> >>electrodes attached.
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> >All enemy combatants are droids. They're already naked. And seldom
> >taken prisoner.
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> >
> Timmette speaketh from personal experience ... he's the minority whip.
Anakin took a human named Count Doku (sp?) prisoner, then beheaded him! He
later took Chancellor Palpatine prisoner and almost beheaded him too!
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #150164 ] |
Fr, 14 Oktober 2005 14:25 |
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42BA6E4B.C4701881 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Jensen wrote:
> >
> > > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> > >
> > > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > > night light.
> >
> > Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >
> > The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>
> Sounds like they don't know what they're Darwin!
The Empire bans stem cell research and abortion.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #150198 ] |
Mo, 17 Oktober 2005 13:23 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:434FA3BA.8670F6C5 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42BA6E4B.C4701881 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > Stan Jensen wrote:
> > >
> > > > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> > > >
> > > > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > > > night light.
> > >
> > > Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> > >
> > > The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >
> > Sounds like they don't know what they're Darwin!
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> The Empire bans stem cell research and abortion.
. . after Daft Vader attends a Billy Graham rally?
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #221090 ] |
Mi, 01 März 2006 09:04 |
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42BA6E4B.C4701881 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Jensen wrote:
> >
> > > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> > >
> > > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > > night light.
> >
> > Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >
> > The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>
> Sounds like they don't know what they're Darwin!
The Empire bans stem cell research and abortion.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #221091 ] |
Mi, 01 März 2006 11:26 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:44055572.C93123D6 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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>
> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42BA6E4B.C4701881 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > Stan Jensen wrote:
> > >
> > > > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> > > >
> > > > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > > > night light.
> > >
> > > Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> > >
> > > The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >
> > Sounds like they don't know what they're Darwin!
>
> The Empire bans stem cell research and abortion.
Stem Cell: Practiced by an unlucky florist whose flowers have all had their
heads chopped off by a strange kind of burglar.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #228597 ] |
Sa, 04 März 2006 10:30 |
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Stan Jensen wrote:
> Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>
> Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> night light.
Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
close election.
Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #228598 ] |
Sa, 04 März 2006 13:43 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:44095E48.F150DD2E [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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>
> Stan Jensen wrote:
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> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >
> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > night light.
>
> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>
> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>
> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
> close election.
>
> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
Most people diestupid of diescared!
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| Re: - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #268350 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 09:48 |
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Cheeze wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
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> > Papatine tells Anakin "I am your father".
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> >
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> I actually thought he was going to say this after the Dart Plageious
> speech.
> :-)
>
> I was getting ready to shout my "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then jump off
> the movie balcony.
LOL!
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| Re: - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #268368 ] |
Do, 01 Juni 2006 20:19 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:447D4A5A.1AC30D2B [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> Cheeze wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >
> > > Papatine tells Anakin "I am your father".
> > >
> > >
> >
> > I actually thought he was going to say this after the Dart Plageious
> > speech.
> > :-)
> >
> > I was getting ready to shout my "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then jump off
> > the movie balcony.
>
> LOL!
I prefer a stationary balcony that stays up on the wall where it's supposed
to. I'm 80ft up on the fifth floor!
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #296529 ] |
Sa, 08 Juli 2006 00:46 |
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Stan Jensen wrote:
> Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>
> Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> night light.
Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
close election.
Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie [message #296537 ] |
Sa, 08 Juli 2006 13:06 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:44AEE43D.25C58C06 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> Stan Jensen wrote:
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> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >
> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > night light.
>
> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>
> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>
> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
> close election.
>
> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
Really? I thought it was Fred Karno's Army!
http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/27/messages/792.htm l
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