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Science Fiction » alt.fan.douglas-adams » The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279687 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 22:40
nenslo  
In article <4erjajF1enfisU1 [at] individual.net>,
John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote:

> On 08/06/2006 17:14, nenslo wrote:
>
> > We are all homosexual rapists in this newsgroup (alt.politics.british).
>
> Is it a requirement for joining - that you be a homosexual rapist? Or
> is it just the way these things pan out?

All Britons are homosexuals, all politicians are rapists.
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279705 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 00:47
Dwinga-Lou  
nenslo wrote:

> In article <4erjajF1enfisU1 [at] individual.net>,
> John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On 08/06/2006 17:14, nenslo wrote:
> >
> > > We are all homosexual rapists in this newsgroup (alt.politics.british).
> >
> > Is it a requirement for joining - that you be a homosexual rapist? Or
> > is it just the way these things pan out?
>
> All Britons are homosexuals, all politicians are rapists.
If I ask you nicely...Could we please get back on track and discuss the
original message that was posted here? please...please...please. If you
don't I may be forced to take action...you won't like it when I get
angry....
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279706 ] Mo, 12 Juni 2006 22:09
nenslo  
In article <1150152461.717780.200350 [at] f6g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Dwinga-Lou" <lytateep [at] hotmail.com> wrote:

> nenslo wrote:
>
> > In article <4erjajF1enfisU1 [at] individual.net>,
> > John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > On 08/06/2006 17:14, nenslo wrote:
> > >
> > > > We are all homosexual rapists in this newsgroup (alt.politics.british).
> > >
> > > Is it a requirement for joining - that you be a homosexual rapist? Or
> > > is it just the way these things pan out?
> >
> > All Britons are homosexuals, all politicians are rapists.
> If I ask you nicely...Could we please get back on track and discuss the
> original message that was posted here? please...please...please. If you
> don't I may be forced to take action...you won't like it when I get
> angry....

I bet I will.
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279707 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 06:01
Zapanaz  
You know there is a Meaning Of Life, one that makes both perfect
logical sense and perfect emotional sense. And is so obvious that
once you see it it's amazing you didn't see it before.

The Meaning Of Life is Sex.

It's both what designed us and what it designed us for.


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Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279708 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 06:19
Zapanaz  
On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:01:37 -0700, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:

>
>You know there is a Meaning Of Life, one that makes both perfect
>logical sense and perfect emotional sense. And is so obvious that
>once you see it it's amazing you didn't see it before.
>
>The Meaning Of Life is Sex.
>
>It's both what designed us and what it designed us for.

it's what ALL politics is. The Clean, the mullahs and the
televangelists and the conservatives and the people that nobody really
wants to have sex with anyway want to PURIFY sex by not letting
anybody defile it by doing with it anything but the Ordained process
of procreating the race. The freako-devo-pervos (like me) want to do
the exact opposite, ultimately for the purpose of having AS MUCH SEX
AS POSSIBLE and enjoying it as much as possible.

Ironically though, when you think about it, they are both following
the will of the Creator, which IS sex.

And really, let's face it, sex is what separates the political poles
from each other. There are millions of little issues, but what really
differentiates the right from the left overall is how they look at
sex. Not what keeps them separate, but what makes one person a righty
and one person a lefty.


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Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279709 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 08:17
Dave Adalian  
"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
news:s2es82lguv1i6d5u3if73mlo1g670hanbm [at] 4ax.com...
>
> You know there is a Meaning Of Life, one that makes both perfect
> logical sense and perfect emotional sense. And is so obvious that
> once you see it it's amazing you didn't see it before.
>
> The Meaning Of Life is Sex.
>
> It's both what designed us and what it designed us for.
>

Sex is just a manufacturing process for meat machines that makes parts of
our brains light up like pinball machines when it's done right. Not that I
have anything against that, mind you.

As the wise old bird Kurt Vonnegut said: "We were put on this Earth to fart
around and don't let anyone tell you any different."

-- Dave
http://starry-starry-nights.blogspot.com/

P.S.: Great sig.
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279710 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 08:44
Al Smith  
> You know there is a Meaning Of Life, one that makes both perfect
> logical sense and perfect emotional sense. And is so obvious that
> once you see it it's amazing you didn't see it before.
>
> The Meaning Of Life is Sex.
>
> It's both what designed us and what it designed us for.

You might as well say that the meaning of life is eating, since
we're designed for it, and without it we couldn't continue. Or
breathing. Or defecating.
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279712 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 11:22
Mgr Dry Martini  
Zapanaz wrote:
> You know there is a Meaning Of Life, one that makes both perfect
> logical sense and perfect emotional sense. And is so obvious that
> once you see it it's amazing you didn't see it before.
>
> The Meaning Of Life is Sex.
>
> It's both what designed us and what it designed us for.
>
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
> You have just received the Amish Virus.
>
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> groups
If it's the MEANING of life, one of the classic answers is this :-
"Life can have no meaning, as all meaning must refer to life"
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279713 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 14:00
just john  
Dwinga-Lou wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
>
>
>>In article <4erjajF1enfisU1 [at] individual.net>,
>> John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On 08/06/2006 17:14, nenslo wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>We are all homosexual rapists in this newsgroup (alt.politics.british).
>>>
>>>Is it a requirement for joining - that you be a homosexual rapist? Or
>>>is it just the way these things pan out?
>>
>>All Britons are homosexuals, all politicians are rapists.
>
> If I ask you nicely...Could we please get back on track and discuss the
> original message that was posted here?


You mean, ever?

I imagine it must have been something like "Is this thing on?" or "Test? Test?"
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279714 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 14:31
Preacher Man SODDI  
"just john" <teuy13002 [at] sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:128ta64ajuuiee8 [at] corp.supernews.com...
> Dwinga-Lou wrote:
>> nenslo wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <4erjajF1enfisU1 [at] individual.net>,
>>> John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On 08/06/2006 17:14, nenslo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>We are all homosexual rapists in this newsgroup (alt.politics.british).
>>>>
>>>>Is it a requirement for joining - that you be a homosexual rapist? Or
>>>>is it just the way these things pan out?
>>>
>>>All Britons are homosexuals, all politicians are rapists.
>>
>> If I ask you nicely...Could we please get back on track and discuss the
>> original message that was posted here?
>
>
> You mean, ever?
>
> I imagine it must have been something like "Is this thing on?" or "Test?
> Test?"

No, it was about toofbrushes.
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279715 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 17:24
marconus47  
The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything,

Is that no one can ever really know what Life The Universe and
Everything is about.

Because no one really gives a fuck, they just want a good excuse to get
up in the morning.

And That's The Real Secret,

Capt. Zeston Norelco
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279717 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 17:42
Meltdarok  
"Capt. Zeston Norelco" <marconus47 [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1150212276.238101.291850 [at] f6g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything,
>
> Is that no one can ever really know what Life The Universe and
> Everything is about.
>

Actually, Earth, Wind & Fire put it very nicely:
"Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be!"

> Because no one really gives a fuck,

Uh. . . you mean, "Not everyone really gives a fuck."

>they just want a good excuse to get
> up in the morning.

Sometimes I like to lie quietly in bed and reflect
on what I just dreamed that night instead of getting up.

> And That's The Real Secret,
>

Then I go brush ny teeth. Heh.

> Capt. Zeston Norelco
>

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Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279719 ] Di, 13 Juni 2006 17:49
spam06  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Nechesh wrote:
>> Mgr Dry Martini wrote:
>>> Whilst agreeing with the utility of towels, the Answer to the Question
>>> of Life, the Universe, and Everythimg, is 42.
>>
>>
>> There has as yet been no convincing case put forward to support the
>> answer "42". It would appear that the computer which came up with this
>> answer had made some fatal miscalculations and was clearly fallible and
>> poorly designed.
>>
>> In primitive times, some savages believed that '23' was the answer to
>> Life, the Universe, and Everything.
>>
>> However, due to modern advances in science and the great leap in human
>> understanding, there is now common agreement, among those who are
>> learned in such matters, as to the answer to the question of Life, the
>> Universe, and Everything. Only the most backward and ignorant continue
>> to remain in denial.
>
> Oh. And these claim to have better knowledge than the second-greatest
> computer ever built calculating for 7½ million years just exactly why?

Well, this "second-greatest computer" probably has a much more cool
name than "these". I mean, what would beat "Deep Thought"? Surely not
something dull like Earth or anything...

>> The answer to this question is, of course, 93.
>
> Nonono! It can't be an odd number or a prime! That has been severely
> proven by simple reference to Douglas Adams interviews :-)

Actually I was once involved in recalculating the answer and we got
47. For some time we believed it was correct - later we found out it
was just a restaurant bill, though later we got sure the bill was
anything but 47.

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Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279731 ] Do, 15 Juni 2006 03:21
Dwinga-Lou  
Preacher Man SODDI wrote:

> "just john" <teuy13002 [at] sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> news:128ta64ajuuiee8 [at] corp.supernews.com...
> > Dwinga-Lou wrote:
> >> nenslo wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>In article <4erjajF1enfisU1 [at] individual.net>,
> >>> John Coxon <john.coxon [at] gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>On 08/06/2006 17:14, nenslo wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>We are all homosexual rapists in this newsgroup (alt.politics.british).
> >>>>
> >>>>Is it a requirement for joining - that you be a homosexual rapist? Or
> >>>>is it just the way these things pan out?
> >>>
> >>>All Britons are homosexuals, all politicians are rapists.
> >>
> >> If I ask you nicely...Could we please get back on track and discuss the
> >> original message that was posted here?
> >
> >
> > You mean, ever?
> >
> > I imagine it must have been something like "Is this thing on?" or "Test?
> > Test?"
>
> No, it was about toofbrushes.
I guess what we are talking about, is the meaning of life is
sensuality. As we are creatures driven by our fleshly experiences, it
gives us a reason to go on. Anything that looks good, smells good,
sounds good and feels good......is good. If it didnt tantalize our
senses, then what use is living. Hey?
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279757 ] Sa, 24 Juni 2006 08:41
pteybiesla  
On Stardate Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:36:08 +0200, Kaare Fiedler
Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> applied digits to the keyboard and
routed the information from some kind of brain (presumably), thusly:

>Nechesh wrote:
>> Mgr Dry Martini wrote:
>>> Whilst agreeing with the utility of towels, the Answer to the Question
>>> of Life, the Universe, and Everythimg, is 42.
>>
>>
>> There has as yet been no convincing case put forward to support the
>> answer "42". It would appear that the computer which came up with this
>> answer had made some fatal miscalculations and was clearly fallible and
>> poorly designed.
>>
>> In primitive times, some savages believed that '23' was the answer to
>> Life, the Universe, and Everything.
>>
>> However, due to modern advances in science and the great leap in human
>> understanding, there is now common agreement, among those who are
>> learned in such matters, as to the answer to the question of Life, the
>> Universe, and Everything. Only the most backward and ignorant continue
>> to remain in denial.
>
>Oh. And these claim to have better knowledge than the second-greatest
>computer ever built calculating for 7½ million years just exactly why?
>
>> The answer to this question is, of course, 93.
>
>Nonono! It can't be an odd number or a prime!

um, 93 isnt prime, its divisible by 3 for a start

>That has been severely
>proven by simple reference to Douglas Adams interviews :-)
>
>Best
> Kåre

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Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #279758 ] Sa, 24 Juni 2006 12:59
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
Foley U. Matthews wrote:
> On Stardate Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:36:08 +0200, Kaare Fiedler
> Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> applied digits to the keyboard and
> routed the information from some kind of brain (presumably), thusly:
>
>> Nechesh wrote:

<snip>

>>> The answer to this question is, of course, 93.
>> Nonono! It can't be an odd number or a prime!
>
> um, 93 isnt prime, its divisible by 3 for a start


I know, that's not the point!

It can't be neither prime nor an odd number, and it is odd. It's just
some criteria DNA set up in some interview.

Best
Kåre
Re: The Real Secret To Life The Universe And Everything [message #299249 ] Do, 13 Juli 2006 22:38
Tian  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
> Foley U. Matthews wrote:
>
>> On Stardate Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:36:08 +0200, Kaare Fiedler
>> Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> applied digits to the keyboard and
>> routed the information from some kind of brain (presumably), thusly:
>>
>>> Nechesh wrote:
>
>
> <snip>
>
>>>> The answer to this question is, of course, 93.
>>>
>>> Nonono! It can't be an odd number or a prime!
>>
>>
>> um, 93 isnt prime, its divisible by 3 for a start
>
>
>
> I know, that's not the point!
>
> It can't be neither prime nor an odd number, and it is odd. It's just
> some criteria DNA set up in some interview.
>
It could have been some criteria he set up while staring out the window
that he told us about in some interview.

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