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Fantasy » alt.fan.pratchett » [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s)
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #263952 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 11:15
Jens Ayton  
Brian Howlett:
>
> I'm Brian. I have the .sig to prove it...

AOL.


--
\\\\ Brian Ayton, Fratello di Vetinari 36.3636363636364% insane
\\\\\__, Bringing sarcastic one-liners to the common hedgehog since 1999
\\\\\`/
Re: Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #263954 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 11:44
ansh  
Puck wrote:
> 8'FED wrote:
> > This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> > they please post a followup to this message.
>
> I)In the beginning there were hedgehogs
<Lots of good stuff snipped>
> XXI)"How did he know where my shower is, anyway?"
> XXII)"That's creepy."
> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
> XXIV)"Turn off!"
> XXV)"I mean it!"
> XXVI)"Help!"
>

LMAO. That was beautiful. Now I can go to my econ final in a good
mood... :-D

ansh
Re: Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #263956 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 12:21
rja.carnegie  
Rocky Frisco wrote:
> Robert Carnegie wrote:
>
> > 8'FED wrote:
> >
> >>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> >>they please post a followup to this message.
> >
> >
> > I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU your lawnmower back, thanks
> > ever so much.
>
> You are Arthur Brown and I claim my 5 quid.

I remind You that My Advent was in 1968. You can have the half-a-crown
if you send me the postage. Or I'll stand you an ambro in The Elysian
if You catch Me there.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #263957 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 12:23
rja.carnegie  
From: "Brian Wakeling" <bpwakel... [at] hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 8 May 2006 23:55:15 +0100
In a speech called 445fc131.18052... [at] news.xs4all.nl,
Richard Bos uttered thus:
> Peter Ellis <p... [at] cam.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
> > >
> > > This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
> > > could they please post a followup to this message.
> >
> > Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>
> I'm not! I'm Brian...
>
> Richard

I've just killed this thread

--
http://freespace.virgin.net/b.wakeling/index.html
http://www.livejournal.com/users/sabremeister/


On the third day it rose again.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #263986 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 16:48
geminii  
On Tue, 9 May 2006 04:59:59 -0400, "Puck" <Kormos.4 [at] osu.edu> wrote:

>XIX)And at last he confessed that, okay, maybe he did have something to do
>with an individual of the arachnoid pursuasion

As a complete tangent, I was noodling about with assorted animal parts the
other day to try and find the most useful cougar-based shape (don't ask),
and ended up with something large, furry, fanged, and eight-limbed. Except
this version would weigh over a hundred kilos, leap ten metres from a
running start, and have enough hands to play piano duets with itself.

I'm not sure if the cuddly mammalian aspect of the cougar outweighs the
four very long and spidery arms sticking out of its torso, though.

And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your regularly
scheduled newsgroup.


-SteveD
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #263994 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 17:26
Stacie Hanes  
geminii [at] tpg.com.au wrote:

>
> And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your
> regularly scheduled newsgroup.

HOLY EFFING CRUD, STEVE!!

YOU BASTARD!!!

--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264001 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 17:53
exquisite witch peach  
Rocky Frisco wrote:

> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>>
>>>>> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>> That's a seriously fast tongue you've got there!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>> ARrrrrrrrgh! You're doing it on purpose, aren't you!
>>>>>
>>>>> -Rocky
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> *grinblush* Actually, um.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> (Thinks) "It has to be a plot. I am out of my league here. This lady
>>> is going to soften me up and then squash me like a hedgehog run over
>>> by a cement lorry."
>>>
>>> -Rocky
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> I'm really quite nice. Honest.
>>
>> I tend to ask a lot of questions, which can come off as
>> argumentative, prompting more than one person to suggest busting out a
>> gag of some sort or another. But honestly, I'm just trying to
>> understand. I have this insatiable curiosity thing going.
>>
>> I just can't help it!
>
>
> Can't imagine why we hit it off so badly a while back. Probably my
> fault. See how much I have changed since becoming a Presbyterian?
>
> -Rocky


It might be that.

I think it's just been timing, a lot of it. Your times of feeling
prickly have coincided with mine, leaving me utterly incapable of
letting anything go.

I get cranky now and then.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264004 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 19:09
Kar98  
On 2006-05-08 13:37:15 -0500, "Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> said:

> Lesley Weston wrote:
>> in article e3nj1h$foa$1 [at] mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dragon [at] netyp.com.au
>> wrote on 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>
>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>> That would be all of us then.
>
> Thou art god.
>
> Anyone for broth?

Do what thou wilt, then.


--
My computer is so fast it can execute an infinite loop in 3 seconds.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264012 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 20:02
steelcat  
In article <QBN7g.52631$_z2.45226 [at] dukeread02>,
Rocky Frisco <rocknatural [at] gmail.com> wrote:

>Peter Ellis wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
>>
>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>> they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>> Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>
>Well, I'm so glad we finally got that straightened out.

Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?

Cat.
--
Jazz-Loving Soul Mate and Tolerable Frog to CCA
"I regenerate air by catalytic disassociation."
"How very unpleasant for you."
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264013 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 20:05
Rocky Frisco  
E.S. wrote:

> 8'FED wrote:
>
>
>>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>>Thanks,
>>
>>Adrian.
>
>
> There's some guy here who wants to make clear he isn't a god, he's just
> a carpenter, and all those rumours about his mother having an affair
> behind his father's back are just lies, and could someone please get
> those nails off from his wrists...

What's in that to make a priest or preacher a solid buck or quid?

Will never fly.

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264020 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 20:27
Andrew Nevill  
On Tue, 9 May 2006 04:59:59 -0400, "Puck" <Kormos.4 [at] osu.edu> wrote:

>8'FED wrote:
>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>> they please post a followup to this message.
>
>I)In the beginning there were hedgehogs
>II)And they were much afraid of being buggered
[Snip *most* reluctantly]

>XXIV)"Turn off!"
>XXV)"I mean it!"
>XXVI)"Help!"

Brilliant.That really made me laugh Puck. Funniest thing I've read all week
Thank you
--
Andrew Nevill B.F. D.W. FdV. Reply address: anevill [at] btopenworld.com
AFPWorshipper to Spooky, AFPfiance to Sarah (Nanny Ogg) & S*****
AFPUncle to James Vaughan. You cannot value friends as pennies,
nor can you replace them as easily (Spooky in email, Aug 2001.)
Discworld Convention 2006. 18 - 26 Aug 2006 Hinckley Island Hotel
Hinckley, UK www.dwcon.org
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264021 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 20:27
Rocky Frisco  
The Stainless Steel Cat wrote:

> In article <QBN7g.52631$_z2.45226 [at] dukeread02>,
> Rocky Frisco <rocknatural [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Peter Ellis wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>>>>they please post a followup to this message.
>>>
>>>Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>>
>>Well, I'm so glad we finally got that straightened out.
>
>
> Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?

(I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264024 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 20:27
Nigel Stapley  
geminii [at] tpg.com.au wrote:

>
> As a complete tangent, I was noodling about with assorted animal parts the
> other day

What peculiar hobbies some people have.


--
Regards

Nigel Stapley

www.judgemental.plus.com

<reply-to will bounce>
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264025 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 20:35
Rocky Frisco  
peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Rocky Frisco wrote:

>> Can't imagine why we hit it off so badly a while back. Probably my
>> fault. See how much I have changed since becoming a Presbyterian?

> It might be that.
>
> I think it's just been timing, a lot of it. Your times of feeling
> prickly have coincided with mine, leaving me utterly incapable of
> letting anything go.
>
> I get cranky now and then.

What?? You?? ;)

(In Spanish: K? 2? )

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264026 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 20:32
Nigel Stapley  
Jens Ayton wrote:
> Puck:
>> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
>> XXIV)"Turn off!"
>> XXV)"I mean it!"
>> XXVI)"Help!"
>
> Damn Word.
>
>

I. In the beginning was Word.
II. And Word created an invalid page fault in KRNL386.EXE at 016f:osi5snafud

--
Regards

Nigel Stapley

www.judgemental.plus.com

<reply-to will bounce>
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264032 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 21:06
The Apostate  
Brian Wakeling wrote:
> In a speech called 445fc131.18052296 [at] news.xs4all.nl,
> Richard Bos uttered thus:
>> Peter Ellis <pjie2 [at] cam.ac.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
>>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>>> Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
>> I'm not! I'm Brian...
>>
>> Richard
>
> I've just killed this thread
>
That's okay - it'll be back later. Maybe in three days?

--
The Apostate
CTID
Keep The Faith
Re: Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264041 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 22:11
bethbriuk  
Brian Howlett wrote:
> On 8 May, Richard Bos wrote:
>
> > Peter Ellis <pjie2 [at] cam.ac.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 8 May 2006, 8'FED wrote:
> >>>
> >>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
> >>> they please post a followup to this message.
> >>
> >> Posting on behalf of Rocky, because I *am* Rocky, as are we all.
> >
> > I'm not! I'm Brian...
> >
> > Richard
>
> I'm Brian. I have the .sig to prove it...
> --
> Brian Howlett - Email to From: address deleted unseen
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Engaging "getting the hell out of here" mode...

No, I'm Brian and I have the Birth Certificate to prove it!

BriD
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264049 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 22:52
Puck  
Rocky Frisco wrote:
>> Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?
>
> (I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)
>
> -Rocky

Your restraint is admirable. I'm having quite a hard time resisting, myself.

PS. When I first typed out this message I left out the comma. Commas are
important in cases like this.
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264050 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 22:54
Puck  
Nigel Stapley wrote:
> Jens Ayton wrote:
>> Puck:
>>> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
>>> XXIV)"Turn off!"
>>> XXV)"I mean it!"
>>> XXVI)"Help!"
>>
>> Damn Word.
>>
>>
>
> I. In the beginning was Word.
> II. And Word created an invalid page fault in KRNL386.EXE at
> 016f:osi5snafud

And thus Good created spellchecker. And he saw that it was god.
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264051 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 22:57
Puck  
Stacie Hanes wrote:
> geminii [at] tpg.com.au wrote:
>
>>
>> And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your
>> regularly scheduled newsgroup.
>
> HOLY EFFING CRUD, STEVE!!
>
> YOU BASTARD!!!

Stacie, I urge you never to watch the films Tarantula, Arachnophobia, Eight
Legged Freaks, or the opening scenes of Raiders of the Lost Ark. We will be
able to hear the explosion from here.
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264056 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 23:31
exquisite witch peach  
Puck wrote:
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
>>>Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?
>>
>>(I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)
>>
>>-Rocky
>
>
> Your restraint is admirable. I'm having quite a hard time resisting, myself.
>
> PS. When I first typed out this message I left out the comma. Commas are
> important in cases like this.

dratted commas!

You people with restraint! I shall never EVER understand the concept
of self-restraint!
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264062 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 23:52
Stacie Hanes  
peachy ashie passion wrote:
> Puck wrote:
>> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>>
>>>> Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?
>>>
>>> (I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)
>>>
>>> -Rocky
>>
>>
>> Your restraint is admirable. I'm having quite a hard time
>> resisting, myself. PS. When I first typed out this message I left out the
>> comma.
>> Commas are important in cases like this.
>
> dratted commas!
>
> You people with restraint! I shall never EVER understand the
> concept of self-restraint!

Well, restraining yourself is pretty pointless, I can see why you prefer
that others restrain you.

--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264063 ] Di, 09 Mai 2006 23:56
Stacie Hanes  
Puck wrote:
> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>> geminii [at] tpg.com.au wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> And with that disturbing mental image, we return you to your
>>> regularly scheduled newsgroup.
>>
>> HOLY EFFING CRUD, STEVE!!
>>
>> YOU BASTARD!!!
>
> Stacie, I urge you never to watch the films Tarantula,
> Arachnophobia, Eight Legged Freaks, or the opening scenes of
> Raiders of the Lost Ark. We will be able to hear the explosion from
> here.


I have actually seen Arachnophobia and Raiders of the Lost Ark. I have an
uneasy relationship with the two copies of Eight Legged Freaks that live at
the video store where I do an occasional shift.

It would never even cross my mind to let anything called "Tarantula" into my
DVD player.
--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264070 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 00:11
FiX01  
On Tue, 09 May 2006 21:31:20 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach [at] hotmail.com> wrote:

>Puck wrote:
>> Rocky Frisco wrote:

>>>>Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?

>>>(I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)

>>>-Rocky

>> Your restraint is admirable. I'm having quite a hard time resisting, myself.

>> PS. When I first typed out this message I left out the comma. Commas are
>> important in cases like this.

> dratted commas!

> You people with restraint! I shall never EVER understand the concept
>of self-restraint!

I do understand the _concept_, I swear I do. It's a _nice_ concept, if
one I think is best suited to others than me...

FiX ;-P
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264071 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 00:10
Rocky Frisco  
peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Puck wrote:
>
>> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>>
>>>> Oi! Mine's still curly! Why is mine still curly?
>>>
>>>
>>> (I will not reply. I will not reply. I will not reply.)
>>>
>>> -Rocky
>>
>>
>>
>> Your restraint is admirable. I'm having quite a hard time resisting,
>> myself.
>>
>> PS. When I first typed out this message I left out the comma. Commas are
>> important in cases like this.
>
>
> dratted commas!
>
> You people with restraint! I shall never EVER understand the concept
> of self-restraint!

Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased handcuffs?
(Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones collar-and-leash.)

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264075 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 00:18
Stacie Hanes  
Rocky Frisco wrote:

> Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased
> handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
> collar-and-leash.)

I can attest that handcuffs are definitely not for *self* restraint.

I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of me in
handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I even
practiced turning the key in the lock.

It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a tripod with
your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up THERE.

--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264084 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 01:04
pjamison2  
"René" <Kar98 [at] The-Coalition.US> wrote in message
news:2006050912091843658-Kar98 [at] TheCoalitionUS...
> On 2006-05-08 13:37:15 -0500, "Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com>
> said:
>
>> Lesley Weston wrote:
>>> in article e3nj1h$foa$1 [at] mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dragon [at] netyp.com.au
>>> wrote on 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>>
>>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>>>
>>> That would be all of us then.
>>
>> Thou art god.
>>
>> Anyone for broth?
>
> Do what thou wilt, then.
>
Do it until thou wilt shall be the hole in the Law.

Paul
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264085 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 01:06
keefers  
peachy ashie passion wrote:

> You people with restraint! I shall never EVER understand the concept
> of self-restraint!

I thought it was a joke when I first heard of it.

Keith
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264087 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 01:12
pjamison2  
"Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:oe88g.580$x4.81 [at] newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Puck wrote:
>>
>> Stacie, I urge you never to watch the films Tarantula,
>> Arachnophobia, Eight Legged Freaks, or the opening scenes of
>> Raiders of the Lost Ark. We will be able to hear the explosion from
>> here.
>
> I have actually seen Arachnophobia and Raiders of the Lost Ark. I have an
> uneasy relationship with the two copies of Eight Legged Freaks that live
> at the video store where I do an occasional shift.
>
> It would never even cross my mind to let anything called "Tarantula" into
> my DVD player.


I'd also not recommend the old Three Stooges movie "Have Rocket, Will
Travel", about them going to Venus. There's this giant, um... it has eight
hairy, er... and it breathes fire. Also, the Boys just weren't as funny as
they used to be.

--

Paul E. Jamison

"I traveled to a planet with no bilateral symmetry
and all I got was this lousy F-shirt."
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264095 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 01:22
pjamison2  
"Puck" <Kormos.4 [at] osu.edu> wrote in message
news:e3plml$jd5$1 [at] charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu...
> 8'FED wrote:
>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup could
>> they please post a followup to this message.
>
> I)In the beginning there were hedgehogs
> II)And they were much afraid of being buggered
> III)Lo, did the hedgehogs cry out to their brothers the ferrets for advice
> IV)But it was not their birthday
> V)The gods of afp did look upon the hedgehogs with mercy
> VI)And taking up their Wit, which was as sharp as a thousand scimitars,
> did
> break it into a thousand pieces
> VII)And these pieces they fixed on the backs of the hedgehogs as spines,
> to
> protect them from all manner of buggery forever more
> VIII)Thus, the unbuggerability of Hedgehogs is remembered in song to this
> day
> IX)Much rejoicing and chocolate was had by all.
> X)And lo, Stacie, goddess of vampire slayers, did cry out to the heavans.
> XI)"Who has placed an eight legged fiend in my shower?"
> XII)"Seriously, I'm not kidding. Own up."
> XIII)The other gods quaked with fear at this rage
> XIV)And there was a gnashing of te-"What are you writing, Puck?"
> XV)And there was a gnashi-"You are writing about spiders again, aren't
> you?"
> XVI)And there-"Did YOU put a spider in my shower?"
> XVII)Puck, god of getting on everyone elses nerves, denied this charge
> vehemently
> XVIII)But Stacie threatened him with cruel tortures.
> XIX)And at last he confessed that, okay, maybe he did have something to do
> with an individual of the arachnoid pursuasion, and an ablutionary device
> of
> the showery type, and the coming into conjunction of said items. Maybe.
> XX)And he was heard from nae more.
> XXI)"How did he know where my shower is, anyway?"
> XXII)"That's creepy."
> XXIII)"And how do I turn of these roman numeral things?"
> XXIV)"Turn off!"
> XXV)"I mean it!"
> XXVI)"Help!"
>
Oh, I like this! Especially III and IV, but it's great overall.

Paul
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264098 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 01:29
Rocky Frisco  
Stacie Hanes wrote:

> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
>
>>Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased
>>handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
>>collar-and-leash.)
>
>
> I can attest that handcuffs are definitely not for *self* restraint.
>
> I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of me in
> handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I even
> practiced turning the key in the lock.
>
> It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a tripod with
> your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up THERE.

(I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask.)

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264110 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 02:11
Lesley Weston  
in article vdM7g.1451$u4.680 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net, Stacie Hanes
at house_damodred [at] yahoo.com wrote on 08/05/2006 11:37 AM:

> Lesley Weston wrote:
>> in article e3nj1h$foa$1 [at] mud.stack.nl, 8'FED at dragon [at] netyp.com.au
>> wrote on 08/05/2006 7:02 AM:
>>
>>> This is a survey. If there are any gods reading this newsgroup
>>> could they please post a followup to this message.
>>
>> That would be all of us then.
>
> Thou art god.
>
> Anyone for broth?

A finger in every pie.

--
Lesley Weston.

Brightly_coloured_blob is real, but I don't often check even the few bits
that get through Yahoo's filters. To reach me, use leswes att shaw dott ca,
changing spelling and spacing as required.
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264111 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 02:16
Stacie Hanes  
Rocky Frisco wrote:
> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>
>> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased
>>> handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
>>> collar-and-leash.)
>>
>>
>> I can attest that handcuffs are definitely not for *self*
>> restraint. I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of
>> me in
>> handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I
>> even practiced turning the key in the lock.
>>
>> It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a
>> tripod with your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up
>> THERE.
>
> (I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask.)


What's to ask? That's the whole story!

I was trying to take a picture of me with my hands cuffed., and gosh darn if
it's not hard to take pictures when you're cuffed.

--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264113 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 02:42
Stacie Hanes  
Puck wrote:

> X)And lo, Stacie, goddess of vampire slayers, did cry out to the
> heavans. XI)"Who has placed an eight legged fiend in my shower?"

That's a gooooood title.

:-D

--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264115 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 02:57
Shmoe  
"Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Ny88g.588$x4.560 [at] newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Rocky Frisco wrote:
>
> > Hypocrite! What about your gold-plated purple-velvet-encased
> > handcuffs? (Not to mention that black satin and rhinestones
> > collar-and-leash.)
>
> I can attest that handcuffs are definitely not for *self* restraint.
>
> I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of me in
> handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I even
> practiced turning the key in the lock.
>
> It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a tripod with
> your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up THERE.
>
> --
> Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
> AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
> Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
> AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
> just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
>

Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a link to the
pic? ;-)
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264116 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 03:03
Stacie Hanes  
Shmoe wrote:
> "Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Ny88g.588$x4.560 [at] newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>>
>> I can attest that handcuffs are definitely not for *self*
>> restraint.
>>
>> I tested this recently, when I wanted to take a photograph of me in
>> handcuffs. I made sure I had the key handy (and cellphone), and I
>> even practiced turning the key in the lock.
>>
>> It turns out to be really *difficult* to operate a camera on a
>> tripod with your hands cuffed behind your back--it's WAAAAAY up
>> THERE.
>
> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a link
> to the pic? ;-)

A world of "no."

:-P
--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264117 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 04:08
Puck  
Stacie Hanes wrote:
>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a link
>> to the pic? ;-)
>
> A world of "no."
>
> :-P

*sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264120 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 04:22
Stacie Hanes  
Puck wrote:
> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a link
>>> to the pic? ;-)
>>
>> A world of "no."
>>
>> :-P
>
> *sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?

<sardonic>

You're going about this *entirely* the wrong way. What do you imagine would
actually motivate me?

--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264123 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 04:44
Shmoe  
"Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:f7c8g.670$x4.556 [at] newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Puck wrote:
> > Stacie Hanes wrote:
> >>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a link
> >>> to the pic? ;-)
> >>
> >> A world of "no."
> >>
> >> :-P
> >
> > *sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?
>
> <sardonic>
>
> You're going about this *entirely* the wrong way. What do you imagine
would
> actually motivate me?
>
> --
> Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
> AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
> Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
> AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
> just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
>
Well, I happen to know these two Swedish twin doctors who moonlight as
spider exterminators...
Re: [I] Testing for the Existence of God(s) [message #264124 ] Mi, 10 Mai 2006 04:48
Stacie Hanes  
Shmoe wrote:
> "Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:f7c8g.670$x4.556 [at] newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>> Puck wrote:
>>> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>>>>> Just because *SOMEBODY* has to ask: Are you going to post a
>>>>> link to the pic? ;-)
>>>>
>>>> A world of "no."
>>>>
>>>> :-P
>>>
>>> *sigh* Okay, what kind of credit cards do you accept?
>>
>> <sardonic>
>>
>> You're going about this *entirely* the wrong way. What do you
>> imagine would actually motivate me?
>
> Well, I happen to know these two Swedish twin doctors who moonlight
> as spider exterminators...

That'd do it, if I *believed* you.

--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
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